Which is more fun to attend/visit, a WWE event or a strip joint?

Never been to a WWE thing but I've been to many different strip clubs. I always end up with the strippers # or Facebook. Last # I got was a girl named Natalie or Alejandra...I forgot which name was the fake one. Anyways, it's not fantasy when they take you to the back and give you an HJ then you get to start rubbin' the nubbin'. YMMV though, I'm good with women in general and am not creepy.
 
Divas are hotter than strippers.

depends bro. There are some really high end strip clubs that have models-looking girls in London. The one off the top of my head is about a 15 min. walk from Liverpool Station.
 
Strip clubs, especially if it's for a bachelor party. It's fun trolling the strippers.
 
I've never been to a strip club, but I've been to WWE events, so I'll go with that.
 
Strip clubs are crazy amounts of fun, even the bad ones. The best ones are in Montreal.

If you have an experience like this:



You went to the wrong place.

You need to got to one on a Bullet Hole Tuesday afternon when they have the D squad and free wings. Shit is just sad.
 
I don't like strip clubs because I can't get lost in the fantasy. To me, it's just women pretending like they 're into me in order to get money. I just feel like an ATM. And then when escorts get into the picture, I feel suffocated by their sense of self-loathing.

OTOH, I went to Wrestlemania 2000 and it was the bomb diggity damn. Would do it again.

damn that was the wm to be at. i was at this past wrestlemania and went apeshit the whole time, even for guys i didnt care about
 
For me, both are pretty close to watching the school play of somebody elses snotty child. It's just awkward as hell, and I see no reason why I should be there.
 
The best ones are in Montreal.

What makes them the best?

I live in Montreal but don't go to strip clubs, but I keep hearing people say ours are the best, and have no idea why.
 
I don't like strip clubs because I can't get lost in the fantasy. To me, it's just women pretending like they 're into me in order to get money. I just feel like an ATM. And then when escorts get into the picture, I feel suffocated by their sense of self-loathing.

OTOH, I went to Wrestlemania 2000 and it was the bomb diggity damn. Would do it again.

It depends on the strip club. There is one I went to that was awesome. I am talking a HJ from a really hot stripper right in the middle of the place.
 
Strip clubs are crazy amounts of fun, even the bad ones. The best ones are in Montreal.

If you have an experience like this:



You went to the wrong place.

Never been to any in Montreal, but strip clubs are infinitely better in Canada than the US in general.

If you're watching meth hags you're definitely at the wrong joint.

I get some people just don't feel right paying money to have naked girls dance on them, but it's fun for a night out / birthday or whatever. If you're going to a strip club to find a girlfriend/wife you're at the wrong place.
 
Gallagher's 2000 for the Long Island City peeps in NYC.

Rick's Cabaret in Midtown (50 W 33rd St) has this really good lunch deal too. 3 course meal for $10. Get to see naked women + chat with the sexy bartender for $10.
 
this was the GOAT, RIP
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle...12-but-the-last-one-8212-at-ricks-strip-club/

“Undercover officers have observed used condoms littered throughout the VIP area, and have observed customers using condoms during sex acts with dancers,” said the affidavit.
- I saw a used condom as soon as i went into the bathroom upon entering. within a few hours i understood how it got there
 
WWE events were fun when I was a kid. I think they lose their appeal around the age that it becomes possible to get into a strip club.

Strip clubs are really expensive too, comparably. If you want to fuck the strippers it's like a couple hundred bucks, plus like 9 dollar beers.
 
What makes them the best?

I live in Montreal but don't go to strip clubs, but I keep hearing people say ours are the best, and have no idea why.

Thanks for popping in. Good to have a mod drop by.

It's amazing to me that this thread survives where a serious post about a discussion on the radio concerning PEDs was wastelanded for no good reason*.

And yeah, Montreal strip clubs are more notorious now than the Amsterdam red light district.

*I inquired in the "why was my thread wastelanded" thread but did not receive an acceptable reason.
 
I'll say WWE since they're only in town once a year, whereas the strip clubs are here everyday...and can get pretty boring.
 
It's a family show now you pervert
 
at a WWE event you wont get hassled every 5 minutes to buy a dance.
 
Both are seriously 'why am I here' shit.

Strip clubs are ok like, a few times a year, but they are just so boring after that.
 
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