Where is Mike Goldberg?

Kyler Ruxin

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I was laying awake the other night, thinking about things that were virtually identical. Suddenly, it was allllll overrr!!!!.


I know Mike has done some Bellator work, but I don't get Spike TV anymore.

Why isn't Mike Goldberg on my TV anymore?

Where has the Michael Jordan of commentary gone?
 
In my dreams Goldberg is saying

AND
ITS
ALL
OVER

When Stipe shuts down that French bums hype train in a couple weeks
 
Coke and whores.
 
In my dreams Goldberg is saying

AND
ITS
ALL
OVER

When Stipe shuts down that French bums hype train in a couple weeks
You had a dream in which you hungered for Stipe.

You and like 70% of the women in Croatia.

The (other) white American bitches all dreamed hungrily about Francis doe.

<seedat>
 
In my dreams Goldberg is saying

AND
ITS
ALL
OVER

When Stipe shuts down that French bums hype train in a couple weeks
While I don't have anything against Ngannou or Stipe, if this was the outcome of the fight, it would be Goldy that I would want telling me that
IT'S
ALL
OVER
 
You had a dream in which you hungered for Stipe.

You and like 70% of the women in Croatia.

The (other) white American bitches all dreamed hungrily about Francis doe.

<seedat>

So that's why I woke up with a tent pole!
 
While I don't have anything against Ngannou or Stipe, if this was the outcome of the fight, it would be Goldy that I would want telling me that
IT'S
ALL
OVER

When you type

ITS
ALL
OVER

is it just me, or do you slowly say each word in Goldbergs voice as you type it

#fanboys
 
When you type

ITS
ALL
OVER

is it just me, or do you slowly say each word in Goldbergs voice as you type it

#fanboys
honestly, I can hear someone say something like "yea, that's it" and in my head I hear Goldie yelling "IT'S ALL OVER!"

I think have a problem, but it's one I don't want to solve.
 
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honestly, I can hear someone say something like "yea, that's it" and in my head I hear Goldie yelling "IT'S ALL OVER!"

I think have a problem, but it's one I don't want to solve.

Mate it's not a problem, it's an upgrade in our systems
It makes every day life much better
 
Ben Fowlkes (co-host of the Co-Main Event podcast) used to call Goldberg the "human Speak & Spell." Now wouldn't it be cool to have a Goldberg Speak & Spell? Next time Cruz gets chippy with Rogan, all you'd have to do is punch a button and Mike's sonorous well-beloved voice would boom "JUST—LIKE—THAT!"
 
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