Where Does Mir's "Someone must have put steroids in my food" excuse all time?

[Jawth]

I feel it's right up there with Reem's "testosterone cream for a rash" but not quite as good as "Someone spilled steroids in my Viagra."

What are some other gems and how do you rank Frank's?

http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/frank-...b-sample-isnt-clean-this-is-retirement-for-me

“Basically, if the ‘B’ sample comes back and I don’t see any way that I’m going to explain,” Mir said. “I know the lawyer and (manager Malki Kawa) are like, ‘We’ve got to figure out everywhere you ate and everything you put in your body for the past six weeks.’ Come on, man. Ask my wife, I’m lucky that I can figure out where the car is in the driveway half the time. There’s no way. I don’t remember. I don’t log things down like that. Half the time I don’t know where I’m going to eat five minutes before I eat. Or we just go back to the same place. In hindsight maybe that’s not the best idea to frequent the same place four or five times when I’m out of town and set up a pattern. If anybody is out to get you that would not be the way to avoid that problem. And, so, basically this is retirement for me. I don’t see any other way around it.

 

[KONE]

That's not what he said.

 

[Fedor>Cain]

I got some T-Bol in my chipotle burritos last week.

 

[Abysmal]

TS making shit up now.

 

[Jawth]

That's not what he said.

Yes it is. Said he's trying to remember where he went to eat and said he goes to the same places over and over again, then says "If someone is out to get you, that's not how to solve the problem". He's obviously implying he was unknowingly given steroids.

 

[Polish Machine]

They gave him some sweet headphones to distract him while they spiked his food.

 

[KONE]

Yes it is. Said he's trying to remember where he went to eat and said he goes to the same places over and over again, then says "If someone is out to get you, that's not how to solve the problem". He's obviously implying he was unknowingly given steroids.

No, it's not.

He said that in his podcast because they were on the subject of recalling everything put into his body. He said multiple times he isn't accusing anyone of anything.

 

[joeyjoejoe]

On par with Thai sex pills excuse.

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

lets just wait for all the facts to come out

 

[accolyte1022]

I got some T-Bol in my chipotle burritos last week.

It could have been worse....

 

[neomage2021]

TS making shit up. He didnt say that.

 

[Taric]

I sometimes sprinkle boldenone on my Wheaties.

 

[evergreenrider]

I got some T-Bol in my chipotle burritos last week.

With a side of listeria

 

[Abysmal]

Yes it is. Said he's trying to remember where he went to eat and said he goes to the same places over and over again, then says "If someone is out to get you, that's not how to solve the problem". He's obviously implying he was unknowingly given steroids.

Or maybe he is just bewildered over the fact he tested positive and can't imagine how it could have possibly happened? Not saying he doesn't know, because of course, he very well could be guilty and just putting on a show. But if he isn't, I get it, I'd be coming up with wacky theories myself.

 

[lakersfan45]

I like the part of frank Mir not able to find his car in his driveway.

Respect

 

[ShinyaAokiFan]

Some people completely revalue fighters careers retrospectively once they've failed a drugs test means that they have done all their career. Frank has done that to other people so now it will be done to him

 

[skolar182]

lets just wait for all the facts to come out

Like more urine samples?

 

[Sgt Smith]

I got some T-Bol in my chipotle burritos last week.

Does it help with the E. Coli?

 

[Jawth]

No, it's not.

He said that in his podcast because they were on the subject of recalling everything put into his body. He said multiple times he isn't accusing anyone of anything.

I'm not accusing anyone but....then goes on to clearly imply a conspiracy theory of someone "being out to get him". That's the best part, he just gets to say something stupid like that and then not mention a specific person or place, because it could be easily refuted.

 

[flex4life]

I feel it's right up there with Reem's "testosterone cream for a rash" but not quite as good as "Someone spilled steroids in my Viagra."

What are some other gems and how do you rank Frank's?

http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/frank-...b-sample-isnt-clean-this-is-retirement-for-me

Some hater put it in my burger