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  1. nick jacoby Brown Belt

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    ok. so not really homelessbut..

    Long story short. I went to a concert. Im out of state. I got drunk and lost my wallet. I am waiting for someone two states over to bring me my back up ID and debit card. ( I have 100 dollars but you need an ID to rent a hotel room) My plan was to be home by now and if needed check into a hotel. But I can't... Luckily I have a car and a full tank of gas... but I dont think Id make it back home if I drove

    Now all I wanna do is take a fricking shower... I know nobody here lol. Where can you shower? Im filthy.
     
  2. ToroSalvaje Green Belt

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    In a river like old times
     
  3. ShadBo Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Truck stop.
    Gym.
    YMCA.
     
  4. nick jacoby Brown Belt

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    hopefully someone will let me pay for a day pass.. truck stop.. i dont trust no bubbas
     
  5. Gandulf Blue Belt

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    buy a gym pass for one day?
     
  6. dissectingaorticaneurysm Red Belt

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    go on yelp and find the nearest gym that has a trial offer. Go in and take a shower.
     
  7. nick jacoby Brown Belt

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    good idea
     
  8. SamSchmidt I crossed time for you belt Banned

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    Start up a gofund me. Ask sherdog for money.

    Pay cash plus tip for hotel room on the DL.

    If you make it. These suckers will pay
     
  9. DADA360 Still falling down

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    you got a beach near you ? beaches usually have showers on site lol drill bit taylor style
     
  10. HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    most large truck stops/gas stations have showers inside if they cater to truckers

    You'd be surprised how many do
     
  11. Jack Stevonovich Red Belt

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    use the handsoap from the dispenser at a public restroom and the toiletbowl as a wash basin.
     
  12. nick jacoby Brown Belt

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    lol.. I couldn't collect the money anyway! i have no cards!
     
  13. nick jacoby Brown Belt

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    Im using the toilet bowl for drinking water at the moment
     
  14. Jack Stevonovich Red Belt

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    my man.
    <{jackyeah}>
     
  15. BillytheFish Banned Banned

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    public swimming pools have showers.
     
  16. Vitor CroCop Right Wing Liberal Banned

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    lmfao
     
  17. Vitor CroCop Right Wing Liberal Banned

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    Baby wipes brah
     
  18. badascan Red Belt Platinum Member

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    Wander through back yards. Surely one will have a hose...
     
  19. Jack Stevonovich Red Belt

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    I literally walked in on a naked man doing that the last time I used a McDonalds bathroom.
     
  20. Vitor CroCop Right Wing Liberal Banned

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    That's just said. Did you at least throw him a few bucks?
     

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