Where can you shower if you're homeless?

ok. so not really homelessbut..

Long story short. I went to a concert. Im out of state. I got drunk and lost my wallet. I am waiting for someone two states over to bring me my back up ID and debit card. ( I have 100 dollars but you need an ID to rent a hotel room) My plan was to be home by now and if needed check into a hotel. But I can't... Luckily I have a car and a full tank of gas... but I dont think Id make it back home if I drove

Now all I wanna do is take a fricking shower... I know nobody here lol. Where can you shower? Im filthy.

 

In a river like old times

 

Truck stop.
Gym.
YMCA.

 

hopefully someone will let me pay for a day pass.. truck stop.. i dont trust no bubbas

 

buy a gym pass for one day?

 

go on yelp and find the nearest gym that has a trial offer. Go in and take a shower.

 

good idea

 

Start up a gofund me. Ask sherdog for money.

Pay cash plus tip for hotel room on the DL.

If you make it. These suckers will pay

 

you got a beach near you ? beaches usually have showers on site lol drill bit taylor style

 

most large truck stops/gas stations have showers inside if they cater to truckers

You'd be surprised how many do

 

use the handsoap from the dispenser at a public restroom and the toiletbowl as a wash basin.

 

lol.. I couldn't collect the money anyway! i have no cards!

 

Im using the toilet bowl for drinking water at the moment

 

my man.

 

public swimming pools have showers.

 

lmfao

 

Baby wipes brah

 

Wander through back yards. Surely one will have a hose...

 

I literally walked in on a naked man doing that the last time I used a McDonalds bathroom.

 

That's just said. Did you at least throw him a few bucks?