Where are my keys?

[Drunken Meat Fist]

Where are they?

 

[loisestrad]

I take it that you're...drunk?

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Sorry. It's part of the reebok deal

 

[Final Say]

Wasteland and infraction

 

[Fugazi]

In your hand

 

[Marco Tropoja]

Have you looked in the wasteland?

 

[Bones245n4847]

Have you looked next to the toilet? I always drop them in the morning when I'm about the hit the door for work or school and decide to take shit before I leave. The keys fall to the side and you forget about them until you get to your car and pat your pockets. I called in sick a few times retracing my steps. Only to find them when I go for my lunchtime shit.

 

[Prime Yossarian]

Where did you last see them?

 

[cungfu]

Up your butthole

 

[Jermei]

At your fingertips, perhaps?

 

[I WILL CUT YOU]

Still in the lock, DMF.




Epic thread incoming.

 

[dogen]

 

[McGrubie]

Try calling them

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

Still in Support.

 

[LongTermLurker]

Go in through a window.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

43000 posts and I see you've finally gone insane.

 

[hardcoreBE]

[YT]_kGxN4WnAKk[/YT]

 

[waldywaldy]

Check the fridge

 

[PrinceOfPain]

Oldest account I think I've ever seen.
Your day nurse hid your keys when she brought you your meds.

The bitch.

 

[degoj99]

Two words, "Ask the dingo."