Where are my keys?

Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by Drunken Meat Fist, Aug 26, 2015.

  1. Drunken Meat Fist

    Drunken Meat Fist FloobyDoop Senior Administrator

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    Where are they?
     
  2. loisestrad

    loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    I take it that you're...drunk?
     
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    Headkicktoleg Steel Belt

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    Sorry. It's part of the reebok deal
     
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  4. Final Say

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    Wasteland and infraction
     
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    Bones245n4847 Red Belt

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    Have you looked next to the toilet? I always drop them in the morning when I'm about the hit the door for work or school and decide to take shit before I leave. The keys fall to the side and you forget about them until you get to your car and pat your pockets. I called in sick a few times retracing my steps. Only to find them when I go for my lunchtime shit.
     
  8. Prime Yossarian

    Prime Yossarian Brown Belt

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    Where did you last see them?
     
  9. cungfu

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    Up your butthole
     
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    Jermei Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    At your fingertips, perhaps?
     
  11. I WILL CUT YOU

    I WILL CUT YOU Calamity from the Heavens

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    Try calling them
     
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    PRIDEWASBETTER Whatever it takes Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    LongTermLurker "Et tu, Brute?" Platinum Member

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  16. CerebralKnievel

    CerebralKnievel Silver Belt

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    43000 posts and I see you've finally gone insane.
     
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  18. waldywaldy

    waldywaldy lol motherfuckers

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    Check the fridge
     
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    Your day nurse hid your keys when she brought you your meds.

    The bitch.
     
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