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  1. Drunken Meat Fist Veni Veni Veni Senior Administrator

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    Where are they?
     
  2. loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    I take it that you're...drunk?
     
  3. Headkicktoleg Banned Banned

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    Sorry. It's part of the reebok deal
     
  4. Final Say So Icey Belt

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    Wasteland and infraction
     
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    In your hand
     
  6. Marco Tropoja Blue Belt

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    Have you looked in the wasteland?
     
  7. Bones245n4847 Red Belt

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    Have you looked next to the toilet? I always drop them in the morning when I'm about the hit the door for work or school and decide to take shit before I leave. The keys fall to the side and you forget about them until you get to your car and pat your pockets. I called in sick a few times retracing my steps. Only to find them when I go for my lunchtime shit.
     
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    Where did you last see them?
     
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    Up your butthole
     
  10. Jermei Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    At your fingertips, perhaps?
     
  11. I WILL CUT YOU Calamity from the Heavens

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    Epic thread incoming.
     
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    Try calling them
     
  14. PRIDEWASBETTER Whatever it takes Staff Member Senior Moderator

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  15. LongTermLurker "Et tu, Brute?" Platinum Member

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    Go in through a window.
     
  16. CerebralKnievel Gold Belt

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    43000 posts and I see you've finally gone insane.
     
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  18. waldywaldy lol motherfuckers

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    Check the fridge
     
  19. PrinceOfPain Gold Belt

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    Your day nurse hid your keys when she brought you your meds.

    The bitch.
     
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    Two words, "Ask the dingo."
     

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