When were flashlights invented??

[Clippy]

Don't look it up just answer

 

[cottagecheesefan]

Don't look it up just answer

When ever people wanted have a bar maiden wench, but didn't have the coin to put it in her. So they improvised. Maybe around 507 AD, when the slave trade from the collapsing roman empire declined, and there were no slaves to readily rape

 

[Deleted member 581430]

When slaves ran away. Oh shit.

 

[HARRISON_3]

Early this morning.

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

Torches?

 

[Billthebutcher]

after oil lamps.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

1900ish.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

5 minutes before dead batteries were invented.

 

[TsuFred]

I made a little black joke in my head after reading the thread title. Insane that that's actually the origin.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

I believe it should be earlier than Fleshlight

 

[JBSchroeds]

Clippy, you are a weirdo.

I'd guessed late 1800's, maybe 1880 or 1890.

Spoiler

I wasn't too far off: US patent was issued in 1899 and after some technology improvements they started taking off in popularity.

 

[Midnighter]

2005

 

[Clippy]

Clippy, you are a weirdo.

I'd guessed late 1800's, maybe 1880 or 1890.

Spoiler

I wasn't too far off: US patent was issued in 1899 and after some technology improvements they started taking off in popularity.

Hey doom buddy

I am surprised James Franco used one in that 11.22.63 show I only watched one EP looks good

Check out this doom bike

 

[Prefect]

Don't look it up just answer

Am I a disgusting pervert if I read the title as "when were fleshlights invented" and thinking "I got this one"?

 

[revoltub]

I'm guessing around 1920?

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

When ever people wanted have a bar maiden wench, but didn't have the coin to put it in her. So they improvised. Maybe around 507 AD, when the slave trade from the collapsing roman empire declined, and there were no slaves to readily rape

Maybe you should read the thread title, and then read it again. Pervert.

 

[revoltub]

Clippy, you are a weirdo.

I'd guessed late 1800's, maybe 1880 or 1890.

Spoiler

I wasn't too far off: US patent was issued in 1899 and after some technology improvements they started taking off in popularity.

But when was the first functioning flash light available for purchase

 

[Clippy]

But when was the first functioning flash light available for purchase

Batteries weren't commercial Ly ability til 1970 found that out tiday

 

[Losfer Words]

At first i was all like

Then i was kinda like


Now im all like

 

[koolinkunming]

@Clippy ’s threads should be called “Deep Thoughts” like that old SNL bit.