when it gets cold

[mrsenor]

i like to open the window and let elements tease my naked body just before poaching in the shower

 

[punky brewster]

....it shrinks.

 

[IndyCovaHart]

cool

 

[Zer]

I'll be the cold caressing your skin bro

Although at the end your ass is gonna be on fire. Not sure how we work that into this metaphor yet

 

[MMA since 1993]

....it shrinks.

 

[spin]

yeah, that's something you should talk about with other guys

 

[Blue_Lou]

Taking a hot shower after waking up to a cold winter morning is one of the best feelings ever

 

[BisexualMMA]

Who cares if it's cold. If you want some bird, go in the alley and eat the damn bird.

 

[Screwtape]

i like to open the window and let elements tease my naked body just before poaching in the shower

Are heat and hot water included with your rental agreement? If so, your lease isn't going to be renewed.

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

Late to work today by 1 min because I did not account for frost.