When is the last time you got asked for directions?

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  1. TankAbbott4Eva Gold Belt

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    Was going for a walk when a lady stopped next to me asking how to get to the freeway. Hard to believe with phones and cars having navigation systems this could still happen, this might be the last time I ever get asked. Heck even separate NavMans appear to be obsolete these days.

    Woman also had a singlet on and huge tits*, got a good look let me tell you. <{jackyeah}>

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    Maybe several months ago. Old man driving, no street address, just had name of the business.

    Another time also driver without street address.

    I used to help lost Japanese tourists often in Japanese. Haven't really crossed paths with them much lately.
     
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    Does it count just today someone asked me to go fuck myself?
     
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  5. Get To Da Choppa Purple Belt

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    I always get asked for directions by tourists in places where I'm clearly also a tourist. Like, can't you tell that I'm just as clueless as you? But I'm a nice Canadian so I would help out and point them to a random direction.
     
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    Like, two weeks ago.
    But the guy was asking in Portuguese so I had to phone a friend.
     
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    Everyday.

    I work for a company that has three warehouse with a mile of each other. Two or three times a day it happens of giving out directions. I even made up fiiers with the different warehouse address.

    Company is talking about adding a 4th warehouse close by.
     
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    Few weeks ago. Was working in a small town I'm not familiar with and a senior couple asked if I knew where the cannabis store was. I had no idea so I pulled it up on Google maps for them.
     
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    A few weeks ago.
    I sent the man the wrong way.
    Because I roll like that.
     
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    only once in like the past ten years. battery in phone went dead and need to stop at a gas station and ask for directions.
     
  14. fingercuffs VICTORIA CONCORDIA CRESCIT Platinum Member

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    Outside smoking, car pulled over and asked how they could get to the stadium for the Sharks game. People don't have Google maps? It was only like 3 years ago.
     
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    I'm in NYC... tourists annoy the fuck out of me.
     
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    A long time ago. However I don't look that approachable so I am not surprised.
     
  17. BayAreaGuy Good Day

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    I live near a high school and often take walks outside around the 11 am hour. Cars would often stop and ask me how to get to the school or the footballs field, as there are often sporting events.
     
  18. IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    Not even a week ago. Internet guy. I was speechless. Calling me on a cellphone asking me to guide him, instead of just punching it into gps. Most irrationally infuriating thing I've experienced in a long time
     
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    A delivery driver asked me for directions two weeks ago. I get asked a lot which usually sucks for the person asking because I'm not from this area. Not sure why it happens frequently. I have that common "white guy" look coupled with middle aged wisdom I guess?
     

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