When chicks like you - vs - when chicks think you're hot

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  1. EatMyShorts

    EatMyShorts Purple Belt

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    When they like you:

    - They're sweet and smile at you
    - Make life easy for you, run errands etc
    - Their minge will get wet, and they will focus on ensuring you experience sexual gratification
    - They will have sex with you, but they often won't prioritize this activity

    When they think you're hot:

    - Be prepared to bear witness to the most heinous, abominable, depravity ridden cunt, that this woman can muster
    - She will try and tear you down, emasculate you, humiliate you, exploit any possible weakness
    - If you make it through that tornado of emotional waste-water-run-off, be prepared to be subject to every sinful endeavor of the flesh you can conceive of
    - She will ride you like she stole you
    - If you trip up and at some point, exhibit weakness or falter in some personal capacity - return to step 1, and prepare to be exploited in every conceivable possible manner

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  2. Vergilius

    Vergilius Purple Belt

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    Sorry bro, but you don't sound like you've ever actually met any girls.
     
  3. Estemachine

    Estemachine Silver Belt

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    Sounds more like when you first meet a girl VS when she realizes how weak you are.
     
  4. TribalDrumz

    TribalDrumz Brown Belt

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    Sounds like some high school community college mtv drama.
     
  5. no fat chicks

    no fat chicks Worlds greatest poster

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    that is a buncha nonsense ts.
    If a girl thinks you are hot she wont have the upper hand and be scared of you leaving all the time.
     
  6. Krixes

    Krixes Red Belt

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    Like a girl thought you were hot...


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  7. MescalineDreams

    MescalineDreams Gold Belt

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    Lol what

    I will say that if you're hot women will test the shit out of you/ fuck with you just to ensure you're solid and exactly what you present yourself to be. Generally a good sign

    But as a man you should be trolling girls as well / knocking them off their pedestal especially if they're ultra fine and used to men giving them the power

    It goes both ways

    Idk what ur on with this post tho bra.
     
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  8. ithinktheymad

    ithinktheymad Red Belt

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    I don't think you've been in either category sorry.
     
  9. GordoBarraBJJ

    GordoBarraBJJ Steel Belt

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    *fixed
     
  10. Jimmy McGill

    Jimmy McGill WOW, your gran was hot as fuck

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    fuck off you nosey cunt
    Old School.....QFT.....required
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  11. Jack Stevonovich

    Jack Stevonovich Black Belt

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    it depends on the girl and if you trigger her insecurities or not.

    A lot of girls with low self esteem will display behaviors in the latter category and maybe it's that you think that is hot.

    A lot of girls like that in the latter category are ugly ducklings that were either bullied when they were younger or just really insecure about their sexuality and self image.

    If you are a 'dom' or a 'sub' you will probably prefer girls from that first category if you are a 'switch' then probably girls from the latter.
     
  12. Cole train

    Cole train Brown Belt

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    you been reading 50 shades of grey lately?
     
  13. hohner

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    It is kind of sad that people go through life believing shit like this.
     
  14. EatMyShorts

    EatMyShorts Purple Belt

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    Beliefs are not a consideration here.

    This is an experience account.
     
  15. fingercuffs

    fingercuffs Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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  16. catzilla

    catzilla i like ketchup

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    this is the dumbest thing I have ever read
     
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  17. Cantona7

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    Liked purely for the use of ‘minge’...
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  18. Renard

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    The word "minge" is incredibly creepy to me
     
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  19. Organic Damage

    Organic Damage Dancing on the ashes of the World

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    When OP sucks

    VS

    When TS sucks
     
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    lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    eat my shorts you dildo
     

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