when a whiteknight visits a stripclub

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  1. EleazarI** Banned Banned

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  2. Rex Garoppolo Garoppolo/Rex 2020 Platinum Member

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    The stolen Harry Potter DVDs really push it to that next level.
     
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    [Yt]AeIOR1WPqSA[/MEDIA]

    Haha, dudes said he waited a week before filing suit and she no layaways either.
     
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    ugh, the sad thing is this isn't uncommon.

    I personally know a guy that gave a stripper an Escalade, bought kids furniture for her daughter and paid her rent a couple times. Found out she returned the furniture for cash, took the Escalade with her when she moved to Vegas. He tracked her down to get the car back, had to go into the Spearmint Rhino to talk to her, dude had to pay something like $2,000 for all the time he spent talking to him and when he was taking off with the Escalade the girl and all her stripper friends went out to harass him about what a loser he was.

    I'd say this guy easily pissed away half a million on strippers over a two year period.
     
  7. The Clamburglar Burglin' is my game.

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    LOL @ this dude lending $2000 and his Harry Potter DVDs to a tranny
     
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    When you have game, the strippers work for you. When you don't???? This guy!
     
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    One of my ex's was a stripper...the shit guys would offer for a time of day...well...

    *Shrugs*
     
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    The letter after beta is gamma.

    Not Charlie.
     
  12. wlu29 Banned Banned

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    Loser

    Deserves to lose his stuff
     
  13. JustinvR Brown Belt

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    Make it rain loan?
     
  14. LucasWithLidOff Banned Banned

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    Strippers are just a step up from prostitutes. Don't give them shit except a few bucks to dance on your lap.
     
  15. tothepoint One Percenter

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    No.

    Stripper > Porn Star > High School Teacher > Prostitute > Your Sister
     
  16. LucasWithLidOff Banned Banned

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    Yeah, no.
     
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    What if his sister is a stripper?
     
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    most of them are prostitutes, the old adage "there's no sex in the champagne room" is bullshit
     
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    I used to think most strippers are prostitutes on the side and my buddy told me they're all prostitutes. Told him I know a stripper who definitely is not a prostitute. A couple years later, I found out that she did do some hooker shit on the side. Now I believe my buddy.
     
  20. HIMBOB Steel Belt

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    Exactly,

    Have some fucking self respect, let the DVDs go.
     

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