What's your worst groin shot that you've ever suffered?

About 9 years old my step brother and I were sharing a bike across town. I was sitting on the seat and he was standing up peddaling.

Hit a big bump and I slid backward. Landed on the back tire and immediately propelled forward. Nuts caught in the rear fork. Bike went another 10 feet before my silent scream manifested verbally.
 
Played D in soccer.... Got kicked in the D by someone who thought they would torch the ball towards the goal.... Missed the soccer ball, not my balls.
 
yamahacrasher said:
Riding my dirt bike through a field of long grass. Hidden ditch with a square concrete bottom. Smashed my balls into the gas tank doing at least 50 kmh. Also tore my groin muscle, was the end of competitive hockey.
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I was jumping my 1st ATV, landed wrong on a flat tire and took a bar end to the tip of my dick. I walked it off like a tough guy but went straight to the bathroom. Had a semi circular flap cut and a huge bruise.

Now that I'm older I constantly slam my nuts on the seat when I'm not standing high enough and riding
 
Work gym in my early 30's. There was a yoga room next to the weights with a heavy bag and some pads. Was stretching out after lifting and some beefy chick possibly heavier than me was in there shadow boxing in the mirror. She asks me to hold pads for her so I'm like sure.

I ask if she knows how to hit pads and she's like "I'm a brown belt in Tiger Schulman women's self defense." Hmm-kay. So I'm like let's start with some basic combos. One two. One two. She gets the jab cross combo right. One two three. She does a jab, cross, left hook. So far so good. Okay do it with me, one two three four. Jab cross left hook and I turn my pad down expecting a right uppercut. Wrong answer. Apparently "four" at Tiger Schulman women's self defense is a field goal to the nards.

So I'm rolling around on the floor dry heaving for probably 10 minutes questioning my life choices. And this bish is like "Oh no. Oh no!! Now you won't want to hold pads for me again! (no fucking shit)." I was in too much pain to notice but I think she stuck around for maybe 30 seconds looking around to see if anyone had seen it and then just picked up her three piece and soda and glided on out of there like Jorge Masvidal.
 
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Swamps said:
That's kind of a fetish for some of us.

BDSM!
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As a 12 year old kid. Was climbing a tree an slipped a legs split between a branch . The pain from balls after was short lived tho ....... pain of broken arm from. The 15ft fall after replaced it.
 
I accidentally hit myself in the nuts with a sledge hammer installing oversized anchor bolts

I was swinging at a weird angle because of some wall braces in the way, it was too early to remove them as there was no second floor above me yet.

Anyway it was bad, I damn near passed out because I did some serious damage, pissing blood couldnt walk without feel like im going to vomit.

I took the rest of that week off and my girlfriend at the time seemed to think giving my hog some oral attention would sooth my pain but it actually made things worse, yet she would not take no for an answer.
 
A fat red-headed bitch kicked me in the nuts because I liked her sister and not her and I made the apparent mistake of having a preference in the opposite sex and this turned her down for a date.

This was when I was in 6th grade.

She kicked me so hard that I puked, but I puked all over her brand new sneakers. Which made me laugh.

She tried to kick me again for that, but she slipped in the puke.

<suzylol>

She was such a fucking bitch.
 
Long Dark Blues said:
A fat red-headed bitch kicked me in the nuts because I liked her sister and not her and I made the apparent mistake of having a preference in the opposite sex and this turned her down for a date.

This was when I was in 6th grade.

She kicked me so hard that I puked, but I puked all over her brand new sneakers. Which made me laugh.

She tried to kick me again for that, but she slipped in the puke.

<suzylol>

She was such a fucking bitch.
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She sounds like a sherdogger, except female.
 
A 6ft10 autistic kid I was working with asked me how to box.

So Im showi f him the proper stance for boxing and he boots me in the nuts.

I was curled up on the floor and managed to ask him "Why?"

He told me he thought I was going to hit him.
 
In high school at wrestling practice, I took my sparring partner down and his knee popped up as he hit the mat. I ran outside and threw up. That was the worst one I ever took.
 
On a horse. Everyone ITT knows nothing, until they know.
 
When I was about 13-14 playing football (soccer) I got a volley shot to the nuts from about 3 meters distance. It literally knocked me out and I was throwing up for a while afterwards.
 
Thai boxing hard sparring playing test the Thai cup...... Really rattled the conkers.......
 
I was like 12-13 I think, in Taekwondo class "sparring" this girl, going super easy. Bam I take a full force roundhouse kick right in the nuts, no cup. As a middle aged man this may have been 30 years ago but I can still see it and damn near feel it.
 
It's a tie for me.

Once I was on a playground about to go down a slide, I hadn't sat down yet and my older brother pushed me, which made me fall over and land my groin right on the edge of the slide, and I went all the way down.

The other time, my step sisters held me down on the ground, each holding one leg. They stamped on my balls for a solid minute (felt like eternity).

Both times, my bean bag and the javelin turned purple and got really really swollen. I got hit in the groin a lot during childhood, to the point where I suspect I may be sterile. Used to get hit with sticks, baseball bats, baseballs, punched, kicked, etc. I was abused a bit during childhood haha
 
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