What's your worst groin shot that you've ever suffered?

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Mine was as a kid I was skateboarding and trying to learn how to do a move we called a "boneless"

Long story short, my skateboard landed end up and my groin landed on the skateboard.

I was a little too old to be crying, but I have to admit there were tears. I was rolling on the ground for like 20 minutes

I thought I'd permanently damaged my junk.
 
I'll be laughing at you idiots from the sidelines

I learned my lesson good when a senior on the lacrosse team got a wrap check to the goods and threw up. Poor bastard made noises that haunted my memories for a while.

A little bit of luck and that lesson there and me boys have been pretty good.
 
I was wrestling with my bro and at one point he was on the ground while I was standing directly over him. He stood up real quick and his head went straight into my nutz, lifted me off the ground. It was pretty brutal but I didn't rupture anything luckily.

I did absolutely demolish a classmates balls with a vicious knee once. The principal chewed me out pretty good. He said "you like to kick people in the groin eh??" I was so confused because I didn't kick anyone, nor did I know what a groin was. But I didn't object.
 
Many years of combat sports mean there have been some good ones... I'll always remember one from Muay Thai when I was a teen, nearly barfed it was so bad.

The last time I ever sparred without a box after that.
 
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Not really bad, just some minor ones and close calls. Kickboxing etc. I did get kicked in the nuts hard with a soccer ball at high school (a fate deserved by all who play soccer).

A guy I grew up with however went horse riding (with a chick I think) and the horse reared up and he fell off the back. The horse then stepped back on him crushing one of his testicles. He had to have surgery and got it removed. This was in his teens too.
 
Kickboxing match - I was getting some leg kicks in so my opponent started to try land some leg kicks - we threw at the same time - I caught leg he caught my cup = fucking sounded like a gun shot. Anyhow, I almost puked and shit myself - = ended up getting tko'd and then made a mad dash to the back stage to hit the washroom as I was barely holding on to my shit.
 
Like twenty years ago I was sparring this MT coach that does a podcast with Matt Serra. He clipped me in the dick and that was the day I bought a Thai cup.
 
Also skateboarding. Did a kickflip and landed on the front tip of the board and it popped up and got me. Immediately hit the ground rolling around on the asphalt. Kinda like this.

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As a kid I was on my bike (Which was too big for me) and a cat ran in front of me forcing me to slam the brakes, and I shot forward into the handlebars and my balls smashed into the frame. The cat ran to the other side of the road and sat there watching me while I was suffering in agony laying on the road
 
Was like 9 and standing on both sides of the doorknob with both feet swinging the door back and forth. My sister who was babysitting me kicked the door and I landed on the knob. She had to call my parents and take me to the ER. I cut up both sides of my scrotum and almost lost a testicle..I got her back by jumping off the couch on her knee while it was extended on an Ottoman. Tore her ACL and dislocated it.I still hate her and we haven't talked in 15 years. She was always tormenting me being 4yrs older and didn't want a brother. She's a garbage human being even my mom hates her.
 
Zer said:
As a kid I was on my bike (Which was too big for me) and a cat ran in front of me forcing me to slam the brakes, and I shot forward into the handlebars and my balls smashed into the frame. The cat ran to the other side of the road and sat there watching me while I was suffering in agony laying on the road
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Fucking @lsa
 
Riding my dirt bike through a field of long grass. Hidden ditch with a square concrete bottom. Smashed my balls into the gas tank doing at least 50 kmh. Also tore my groin muscle, was the end of competitive hockey.
 
Don't remember any in particular, but likely some kickboxing heavy sparring

The protective gear/shell for balls (no idea how's called in english) surely lessen the impact, but just like headgear can't completely absorb a big strike
 
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