What's your new year's resolution?

New years resolutions are silly. Goals should be worked on incrementally every day. There's no start or end date.
 
Start working again. I don't care about payment, I just need to stay busy again.
 
New years resolutions are monumentally stupid.

If you want to do something, why do you need to wait for any date? Do it right away. If you want to get fit in September, but need to wait til the new year....let's be serious, you ain't gonna keep it up after a couple weeks anyways.
 
1. Get fat
2. Watch more TV
3. Always get the size "X-Large" at the drive-thru
4. Pick up smoking
5. Find at least 4 legitimate times to shit my pants over the course of the next year

Under what conditions is a pants-shitting disqualified?
 
Create more Sherdog threads

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Under what conditions is a pants-shitting disqualified?
Great question! I just don't want to do it for the sake of doing it. If I'm going to crap myself, I want it to be for a good cause. Defining a good cause is a bit like pornography. It's hard to describe, but you know it when you see it.
 
To not be a glutton

Get in better shape for dirtbike season
 
I resolve live to 2018 so I can make another resolution.
 
Sherdog mod. I'm aiming for the pinnacle of human achievement so if I fail I won't feel so bad.
 
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