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  1. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    I get the popcorn and put a dab of butter on it but like it mostly dry

    White Cheddar seasoning is my game. But I don't like the theaters, I sneak my own in. Love hot theater popcorn.

    I have a few bites along the way to the seat. While walking I peck at it with my mouth. Take and pour the seasoning in and shake for a long time to mix it well. I just sit there like a paint mixer vibrating hard. Then I seal it and set it next to me and it's soooooooooo hard

    Do you eat any during previews? I wait until the opening scene and then I go ape shit all over it - dive in head first. SOOOOOOOO good. Hate silent scenes cause I chew so loudly. Have to throw my shirt away most times cause it's covered in seasoning dust.

    Kernels suck

    bottom of the bag is always waaaaaaay too seasony

    I swear whatever they put in popcorn eats the other food in your stomach cause I'm often starving after
     
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    I like the half popped kernels, but those are a rarity in movie theater popcorn. When the popcorn is getting low, I cut the top half of the bucket off with my theater scissors.....
     
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    I miss Air Poppers they were the best.
     
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    Sweet popcorn... That's it.

    Take my own drink these days as they charge too much at cinemas and don't tend to serve beers or hard liquor.
     
  7. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    I know it's weird but I like the large fountain pops you get and how it makes my hand cold and the pieces of ice in it. Stirring my straw around - the nostalgic sounds of ice clinks

    good times
     
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    Popcorn is for teh lower class
     
  9. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    Ah yeah I always forget to be sophisticated and bring a full course lobster meal to my movie theater experience
     
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    LOVE movie popcorn. I Have them fill the bucket in thirds, stopping each time to add butter. Large cherry Icee to drink. We munch until the commercials start, get the bucket topped off and race back before the trailers start. Finally, we get a refill on the way out. The all-you-can-eat bucket costs a few bucks more but it’s worth it!
     
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    DAMN you got this shit on LOCK <{1-69}>
     
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    I don't get it often these days, partly because I'm cheap and just sneak something in(if I bring anything), partly because you need a drink with it as a well which is a further drain on the wallet and a test for the bladder if the films long.
     
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    Our family are big popcorn fiends. We have a medium sized popcorn machine at home.

    We get the large popcorn at the movies with the free refill. We usually get there somewhat early, so we’ll eat as much as possible then during the previews, I’ll get it refilled.

    Getting there early isn’t too bad these days, with phones and the pre movie videos, it goes by quickly.

    I remember being excited when they first started having slideshows... though it sucked that the trivia questions repeated so much. Some smart Ass would always blurt out the answer because we’d seen it like a dozen times.
     
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    Fook popcorn

    Reese’s peanut butter cups at the movies motherfucker

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    I'm only jealous

    If I even look at buttered popcorn I won't fit in my pants

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