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  1. no fat chicks Worlds greatest poster

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    Mines doing alright, a little rough around the edges but has a good job.

    Definitely not my type at this point
     
  2. Zinger Potato Belt

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    She lives in the UK and has a good career now, but I'm just a pleb car mechanic still hanging out in the same village with the same people (minus my wife)

    Over the years she changed and eventually developed this feeling of superiority and became very cold and snobby, stopped being chill and laid back and started distancing herself from many people, myself included.

    Her academic success got into her head, I guess.

    Wasn't a fan of her lookwise, but I really appreciated the friendship we had for a time.

    However, if she approached me now, even for a cup of tea, I'd dell her to fuck off.
     
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  3. HARRISON_3 Steel Belt

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    Probably taking the biggest dump of her life.
     
  4. Rygu R.I.P. Obie Platinum Member

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    In person crush? Recovering alcoholic, has aged terribly.

    Celebrity crush? Making the terrible Punky Brewster remake.
     
  5. Omegaboy13 Sweepin' Your Leg

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    She lives in FL and works a regular job. She just got married to a guy that seems to treat her well. We grew up in the FL suburbs, which is odd, because nowadays she goes 'muddin', wheres a lot of camo, and can't own anything without slapping a Salt Life sticker on it. She appears to be happy though.

    We dated in highschool for a brief minute before she got fingerbanged by another dude while we were dating. At the time I took it as an affront to me, but if that were me now and I was just dating someone (IE, not exclusive or anything), I wouldn't really give a shit.
     
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  6. dc007 mr. white belt

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    Crush? I have no idea. My first real girlfriend is doing awesome and started a law firm with two other partners and lives in Seattle. Also she's my age and is maybe hotter than she was when she was younger. She's really taken care of herself.
     
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  7. Otto! Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    She was a mess when I first saw her in the late 70s so she’s probably a mess now.
     
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  8. Drain Bamage Banned Banned

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    Fuck this thread
     
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  9. smooth assassin Black Belt

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    Don’t know, she shut her curtains and takes a different route to work
     
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  11. monkeyrhythm Green Belt

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    The girl I had my first 'adult' relationship with (I was 17 she was 18) ended up marrying a world champion racing driver*, had a kid, and last I heard was very happy.

    *FIA World Endurance Championship, LMP1 - before that he had a stint in Formula 1.
     
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  12. chill doggie Brown Belt

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    I don’t feel like walking all the way down to the basement right now.
     
  13. Cole train Gold Belt

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    Never had a crush
     
  14. Post 2 Decision Gold Belt

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    First...eh idk
    Second one. Happily married with some kids.
    The other one, eh idk. She got with this guy and they look mismatched. Looks like she's looking for a retirement.
     
  16. I Am Legion Silver Belt

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    She married a guy that I believe is gay. She messaged me on FB and told me he hates sex. She also said she was coming up to visit her folks that live near me and wanted to hook up. I politely declined, ain’t gotta time for that.
     
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  17. FyrFytr998 Dig Your Way Out (2021)

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    No idea about any of my Ex’s
     
  18. 6000 SUX 8.2 M.P.G.

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    No idea. My first crush was some girl I went to kindergarten with when I was 5.
     
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  20. DBall007 Brown Belt

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    Smoke a joint man, you sound angry.
     
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