Ever since I was a wee lad we had a strange family habit. We would eat lemons or lemon juice with salt. As a teen I would take a little shot-glass sized glass and put a double of lemon juice and salt in it and drink it. I would make that face when the actors in movies drank hard alcohol and assume that it must taste the same. Anyhow, if life is getting me down to the point I've been on a bender (which is actually only like maybe 12 beers per week or the hard alcohol equivalent at this age.) I will replace the alcohol with something like lemon juice + salt or red bull + strong sleeping aid. *I always use straws for anything with acid or a lot of sugar in it so it doesn't ruin my teeth. **REUSABLE STRAWS. Save the turtles. What's your favorite alcohol replacement when you want to dry up???