What's your Body Count...

[neverwas]

more than 1, less than a thousand.

 

[My name is]

Somewhere around 70

 

[Nada.]

We live in different worlds. I can see how it is unbelievable. In my world it is normal. I banged 3 in one day on Friday. That's not an unusual thing for me. It's basically a normal week.

I know how ridicolous it sounds for most normal people.

Yap, I had like three years straight were I banged like 2 chics a week average, just going out on parties, being there, dancing.
It would've been strange to not do and most guys in my circle did aswell.

It's all about a place and your game and honestly it didn't took much.

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Paying doesn't count

 

[Misfit23]

Different worlds, yes indeed. I live in the real world. You live on fucking fantasy island.

Yep. Thailand. Fun as hell.

 

[FyrFytr998]

A hard count of those I could remember netted a result of 18. White, Latina, and Black. Never had an Asian chick. I would venture there are one or two more I have forgotten about. Lost virginity at 17, and I believe the number could have been higher, but my 20's were spent dating my wife, and my peak physical condition years in my 30's saw me remarried to my wife. I'm 48 and been with her for 25 of them years. So I'm fine with my body of work.

 

[jkthenatural]

4 lol

 

[Fedorgasm]

Buddy: "Hey, Fedorgasm, haven't seen you in a while."

Me: "yeah I've been in the Bahamas"

Buddy: "Oh yeah? Which parts?"

Me: "Mostly mouths and vaginas."

 

[Jack Handy jr]

So this isn't a thread about how many people we've killed?

legit laughed...now let’s hear your revenge of the nerds faux poon kill count

 

[eternaldarkness]

Different worlds, yes indeed. I live in the real world. You live on fucking fantasy island.

Nar, dude is serious. He had shit tons of money and likes to bang, A LOT.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Ghengis Khan's impact on the gene pool is nothing compared to mine.

I just had to keep it quiet to avoid child support.

If we ever get to the point where every person's DNA is recorded in a big database they'll have to name entire generations after me.

before I got married I would’ve likened my self to the geek version if ghengis I’d be geekis khan

laugh but there’s a lot of nerdy horny babes at these comic cons boys jus saying

 

[eternaldarkness]

Ko's or women? I'm running about equal numbers, at a couple of dozen.

 

[sissypunch]

I’m still counting bro.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I don't think I can provide an accurate total because it keeps going up before I can finish counting.

 

[eighterumg5]

Expecting dishonesty and lies ITT.

I'm right at 61 and I've been hitched for 17 years.

I'd surely be into the low thousands if i stayed in the game. mind you Uncle Handle's body count reflects true game and rare acumen in pulling babes. I was winning in the age of phone numbers hastily committed to memory or scribbled down on some receipt in your wallet in a loud dark nightclub/bar.

If i had the tools to "win" like you lame no game bitches have i.e. tinder, POF, and whatever other cyber dick prosthetics you guys have now... i'd be on that Mick Jagger, Leo DiCaprio, Jeter level.

my resume is missing Japanese, Chinese, and Korean,.

in my day i couldn't lose with basic white girls

Latinas,

and mixed black girls

let the lies begin boys

Ok and?

 

[Revolver]

999

 

[Fedorgasm]

The last chick that was in my bedroom said, "You have really interesting wallpaper."

And I was like, "Wallpaper?"

 

[HunterSdVa29]

999

Papas and Beer/Club Iggys or anything Rosarito related circa 2001-05ish
was just incredible

 

[Garnet_StrongerThanYou]

Different worlds, yes indeed. I live in the real world. You live on fucking fantasy island.

nah he’s telling the truth.

He lives in Thailand and makes lots of money and runs through lots of escorts. It’s not the same as living in a western city and hunting for poon on tinder or bumble.

To each his own right?

 

[ClubFoot]

Around the 300 mark being conservative.