What's your Body Count...

[Jack Handy jr]

Expecting dishonesty and lies ITT.

I'm right at 61 and I've been hitched for 17 years.

I'd surely be into the low thousands if i stayed in the game. mind you Uncle Handle's body count reflects true game and rare acumen in pulling babes. I was winning in the age of phone numbers hastily committed to memory or scribbled down on some receipt in your wallet in a loud dark nightclub/bar.

If i had the tools to "win" like you lame no game bitches have i.e. tinder, POF, and whatever other cyber dick prosthetics you guys have now... i'd be on that Mick Jagger, Leo DiCaprio, Jeter level.

my resume is missing Japanese, Chinese, and Korean,.

in my day i couldn't lose with basic white girls

Latinas,

and mixed black girls

let the lies begin boys

 

[BigGucciSosa]

 

[HydraCap3]

I never believe anyone when they talk about banging thousands of bitches. Like fuck outta here. A lie at least has to be believable.

Anyway, I reached 47.

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

No one meets my high standards.

 

[Provocateur]

So this isn't a thread about how many people we've killed?

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

2. The third is in for a treat when I meet her.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

I've had two chicks with shaved heads, not at the same time but

 

[Patrick Jane]

 

[Oeshon]

I don't keep count but it's well over a thousand

Averaging 150-200 new girls a year. Pretty much all I do is make money and bang.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I never believe anyone when they talk about banging thousands of bitches. Like fuck outta here. A lie at least has to be believable.

Anyway, I reached 47.

47 mang...

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I don't keep count but it's well over a thousand

Averaging 150-200 new girls a year. Pretty much all I do is make money and bang.

lol i knew this thread was going to be chum in the water for your lies mang

play on playa!!!

 

[Jack Handy jr]

No one meets my high standards.

okay

 

[Fedorgasm]

I'm not a whore, so I can count my sexual conquests with one hand.




Provided that hand is using a mouse and keyboard to get the totals from my excel spreadsheet.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

2. The third is in for a treat when I meet her.

no shame in revealing your virginity with your sherbros bro

 

[Oeshon]

lol i knew this thread was going to be chum in the water for your lies mang

play on playa!!!

We live in different worlds. I can see how it is unbelievable. In my world it is normal. I banged 3 in one day on Friday. That's not an unusual thing for me. It's basically a normal week.

I know how ridicolous it sounds for most normal people.

 

[Drain Bamage]

Guess I'll be the honest one.

8. I've had sex with eight women.

I know, I haven't even barely taken the shrink wrap off, right guys?

 

[Cpt Migraine]

Guess I'll be the honest one.

8. I've had sex with eight women.

I know, I haven't even barely taken the shrink wrap off, right guys?

Might as well cut it off and give it to someone who'll use it..

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

no sham in reveling your virginity with your sherbros bro

I wish. I really do. Child support and feeding three boys is very expensive.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Ghengis Khan's impact on the gene pool is nothing compared to mine.

I just had to keep it quiet to avoid child support.

If we ever get to the point where every person's DNA is recorded in a big database they'll have to name entire generations after me.

 

[Cpt Migraine]

Ghengis Khan's impact on the gene pool is nothing compared to mine.

I just had to keep it quiet to avoid child support.

If we ever get to the point where every person's DNA is recorded in a big database they'll have to name entire generations after me.

Not bad actually..

Asian, latino, white, black, fedorgasmic..