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Cool bars,museums maybe?What kind of stuff are you interested in?
Cool bars,museums maybe?What kind of stuff are you interested in?
Ay yo,youse wanna help me nail deese broads? I make ya an offer ya cant refuse.
Sounds like you're pretty casual about drunk drivingI was bored as shit in Toronto. They've got a nice venue on the water where I went to see Children of Bodom, but the actual city is watered down as fuck. I crossed against the light in their equivalent of Times Square and everyone looked at me like I was DB Cooper come back from the dead.
Tried going to one of their foodie-burger type places which is supposed to be some sort of secret, it was mediocre at best.
Went to a bar and tried to get the bartender to help strike up a conversation with some ladies, he acted like I was trying to start a fight and didn't want any trouble.
Then I did shots of knob creek and everything got worse. That shit is like pure poison. I wound up getting a parking ticket (which later mysteriously paid itself somehow??) and puking on the sidewalk, then drove back to the motel at 3am like a drunken Midnight Club highway racer without a cop in sight.
Maybe he knew that they were bad news or knew the guy.It went something like,
"Hey if I get a round for that table over there, tell the girls I sent it yeah?"
"I don't think you should do that man. There's a guy with them."
"Yeah. ONE guy! And FOUR of them. What, he's hittin' all of em?"
"I dunno, maybe."
"Let's find out!"
"It's a bad idea."
and so on until I got mad and went to pick up some dominos which I brough back and didn't share.
Maybe he knew that they were bad news or knew the guy.
Sounds like you're pretty casual about drunk driving
Maybe that guy fucked an ostritch.Maybe he should've said something!!!
Maybe that guy fucked an ostritch.
And then instead of goin ohhh shit ok.
You might gone YO MY MAN. HOMEBOY REALLY FUCKED AN OSTRITCH DEAD ASS???!!
TORONTO woulda been alright that night!Exactly! That would've been a good time!
They have a pretty decent China town where you can try some really authentic foods. Pretty cool to just walk around in this neighborhood and they have some interesting chinese grocers there too. Theres a great dumpling place there. Bring cash, not alot of retaurants have debit machines in china town.Im headin there for a week in the spring. Help me sherdoggers. Set me on the truth path.
Cool bars,museums maybe?
I have a few good friends who live in Toronto, I'll ask around.Cool bars,museums maybe?
It isn't.Id imagine the first thing you should do is find a store that sells a huge winter jacket, multiple pairs of pajama pants, and a heated blanket.
I assume every part of canada is like the god damned artic year round
Cool bars,museums maybe?
Ya know I have been to Canada several times but never actually Toronto. 2 times in Montreal and 1 time in Halifax
Ya know I have been to Canada several times but never actually Toronto. 2 times in Montreal and 1 time in Halifax
Aww thats cute, I hope that cat doesn't have to pay, cats should travel free on trains because of how epic they are
Canada is very nice, I did some fishing at the lake while I was there and it was epic, caught lots of different species of fish that I had never even seen before. I put them all back, never eat them because I'm too kind, but some of them just looked so juicy and tasty .It's probably the hot Canadian women. My high school classmates grandparents live in Vancouver. @HI SCOTT NEWMAN