What's the worst you've ever been clock blocked?

[EatMyShorts]

I cleaned up the title as this is teh 'berry.

Some big assholes have cock blocked me at various times, but the worst I've ever been cock blocked was by a woman, whilst I was hitting on her housemate.

For shame.
I still haven't got around to slashing her tires as some payback, but it's gonna happen.

There's this big pokey at my gym.
He's like an alpha daddy, Don, whatever.
He cock blocked me from porking his daughter.

Cock blocking is almost like a subculture in many respect.

Oh fuck yeah, my "best friend" cock blocked me from getting my first nut on when I 14.
To this day I haven't forgotten about it.
I hope he get his fingers mangled in horrible blender accident.

 

[rj144]

Sometimes someone steps in front of it and I can't see the time.

 

[ithinktheymad]

Sometimes someone steps in front of it and I can't see the time.

Crying laughing emoji.

Shut it down TS you failed.

 

[Estemachine]

I was just thinking of a time I went to a costume party, through a friend I met a really hot white girl that had just become single, we started talking and had really good chemistry, some guy that was her friend and I already knew came in the middle and started talking to us both, eventually I had enough and left....

The girl and I met again and started talking and he came back again to do the same, it was obvious he liked her, so I ended up just giving up.

With the experience I have now I would've taken her number and ask her out, but I didn't..

Good thing is you learn from this lessons to be more ballsy and go for what you want.

 

[OneManOrgy]

I shot a man in the face once

 

[Red Beard]

My cousin got jealous when I was going to have a threesome with these two hotties in college after dancing and drinking all night at a club. He was mad that the hottest of the girls wasn't into him. I'm 34 and still mad about it....but to be fair, the hottest one was balding last time I saw a pic.

 

[Naught2Sixty]

I shot a man in the face once

What the hell? Lol

 

[Bloody Pulp]

 

[EatMyShorts]

I was just thinking of a time I went to a costume party, through a friend I met a really hot white girl that had just become single, we started talking and had really good chemistry, some guy that was her friend and I already knew came in the middle and started talking to us both, eventually I had enough and left....

The girl and I met again and started talking and he came back again to do the same, it was obvious he liked her, so I ended up just giving up.

With the experience I have now I would've taken her number and ask her out, but I didn't..

Good thing is you learn from this lessons to be more ballsy and go for what you want.

You know what, that sounds like a time I cock blocked a dude.

My housemate at the time who was a junior doctor threw a birthday party for his 30th.
There was a bunch of other junior Dr's and pharmacists etc around.

This really hot pharmacist was getting chatted by some foreign Dr who came with his friends, young dude.

When I could see she was entertaining the guy I figured she wasn't a cold fish and I could probably son the guy.
So I intervened and she dropped the dude (they were both smiling and having a good time together).
He minced off back to his crowd and they stared at me hatefully (rightfully so) for the rest of the time, knowing I'd totally cock blocked a member of their crew.

Turns out the gal was sweet and friendly but no one was getting lucky with her that night (most of us tried).
Maybe she had a man but, she wasn't giving it up either way.

Looking back I was just desperate and horny, saw an opening and took it.

Does that make me a cunt?
Well, I curse other people when they do it to me so - yes, it does.

I'd like to think I've grown and changed/improved since then.

I guess I take solace knowing that he wouldn't have scored with her anyways, but yeah, I was a bitch for doing that (using him to break the ice then trying to take the spoils).

 

[minute bull]

Yo you ever get your clock boxed in?

 

[vanillaisis]

Not sure because I've probably been cock blocked a few times. Was dating a girl for a little while and had just got her pants off for the first time and people came home, ruined my chance. We broke up not long after.

Another time I was at a friends house and his sister was hot as fuck and she was down to fuck but her stepdad just got out of prison for like attempted murder and was this big tatted jacked white boy. I got a blowjob from her and ghosted her to go in the living room to sleep. I wasn't risking getting caught.

One time I had this chick who was down to fuck but I had a roommate and the dog she left in the car outside would not shut the fuck up. I couldn't get in the mood. My roommate was pissed. Got cock-blocked by a fucking dog.

Another time me and a friend had met two chicks. He and one girl went into the bedroom that left me and another girl in the living room. I had her pants off I was going down on her and next thing I know they both bust out the door they are done. Fucking like 5 minutes. There went that.

 

[Alphaboy]

Idunno, probably by my wife.

 

[fungi]

Pfft, buncha looser*-noobs itt.

I cock-block meself. I've successfully done it more than once.


* - Yeah, I said looser-noobs. It means noobs with loose assholes. Loose from gay buttfucking. Youse, homos!