What's the worst thing you would do for a billion dollars

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  1. Vitor CroCop

    Vitor CroCop Right Wing Liberal Banned

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    As traumatic as it would be I'd definitely do gay for pay for that much. I wouldn't rob or kill anyone though. What about you?
     
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    pookiyama Purple Belt

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    I got little kids im responsible for. Set our entire bloodline up forever? Id murder millions. Ill live with the guilt, no biggie.

    Edit - Pass on the butt stuff. Thats gay.
     
  3. Only Here for Attachments

    Only Here for Attachments Stipe Justice Warrior

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    A billion dollars... which daycare should I throw the grenades in?
     
  4. Omegaboy13

    Omegaboy13 Sweepin' Your Leg

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    Nothing too illegal, I can’t be bought for that kind of stuff.

    But I’d definitely take some butt meat for a cool billion. When the guy finished I’d say, “Sucker, I would have done it for a 100 bucks.”
     
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    THEfightsAREfixed you can do it

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    id fuck your mother for 2 billion
     
  6. loyalyolayal

    loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    I'd go plat for a billion.
     
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    IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    literally anything, assuming the team of 50 million dollar lawyers I would have on retainer could get me out of it

    if it had to be something really bad I would just donate like 100 million to different good causes to clear my mind. That way, the net impact is far more good than harm from my action. When you think of it that way, it would be IMMORAL to NOT do it..
     
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    Build a large wall. Or maybe throw a military parade. Or buy a rocket or something...
     
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    EyeOfNewt Brown Belt

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    Watch another WMMA fight

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    Turtlejuice Free Wang Double Yellow Card

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    IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    if I hypothetically did I would donate like 100million to different charities that help children....thats all I'm saying
     
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    My2Cents Brown Belt

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    Just give me the address
     
  14. BillytheFish

    BillytheFish Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    yes thats the after thought, but you'd go through the physical process of raping a young child then cutting them into pieces while still alive?
     
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    IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    yea probably. wouldnt enjoy it though

    edit: the real question is anyone going to find out? Is my mom going to know how I became a billionaire? Or do I have the ability to keep it a dirty little secret and say I won the lottery or some shit?
     
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    BillytheFish Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    lol im more concerned at the fact youre openly stating youd commit child rape, mutilation and murder for money. sherdog gonna sherdog.
     
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  17. Vitor CroCop

    Vitor CroCop Right Wing Liberal Banned

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    lol @ username, AV, and this response.
     
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  18. Organic Damage

    Organic Damage Vantablack belt

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    Would anyone else know what you did, or just your conscience? I don't know if I could live with the knowledge I whored myself out, physically or morally, but I'm pretty sure I couldn't live with other people knowing what a scumbag I was.

    Though maybe that would change if someone backed a dumptruck full of benjamins into my driveway...
     
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    IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    oh stop. dont try to trivialize it as "just for money"

    its a billion dollars. nothing is off the table for a billion dollars.
     
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  20. BillytheFish

    BillytheFish Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    apparently not for you lol.
     
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