What's the origin of the "touch him with teh jab" joke?

[The Accuser]

Can anybody explain?

 

[Evbo]

I swear there was thread on here about some guy getting in a confrontation with someone while shopping and he kept chatting about touching him with his jab

 

[BobSappIsMyDad]

http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/f40/got-into-fight-walmart-2532123/

 

[Del1]

jesus that made me LOL

 

[Del1]

so many banned accounts in that thread lol

 

[BobSappIsMyDad]

Another poster made a compilation thread about doubled' finest work:

http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/f75/doubled-appreciation-thread-845934/

Solid gold imo

 

[Del1]

Another poster made a compilation thread about doubled' finest work:

http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/f75/doubled-appreciation-thread-845934/

Solid gold imo

thanks i was just about to post as i was going through it.
2007 memes! lol

 

[MilkDaFunkyCow]

I actually remember reading that thread when it first hit the forums. The part about he "side muscles" was the best.

 

[oyaji poi]

"cold hard stare" doesn't get enough love around here anymore.

 

[accolyte1022]

http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/f40/got-into-fight-walmart-2532123/

I took my son to get a new tank top. His side muscles are getting so big that he is popping out of his wife beater at school, and it is causing a problem because the ladys are distracted, they can't keep their eyes off of him.

Def a true story.

 

[dontsnitch]

Whenever a guy with a recent join date asks about a popular meme created by a guy that was banned, I get to thinking things.

 

[foard32]

Whenever a guy with a recent join date asks about a popular meme created by a guy that was banned, I get to thinking things.

What kind of things do you get to thinking whenever a guy with a recent join date asks about a popular meme created by a guy that was banned?

 

[Flash_Monsta]

That thread made me laugh into a coughing fit. My asthma is playing me up, maybe I should phone in sick tomorrow.

 

[dontsnitch]

What kind of things do you get to thinking whenever a guy with a recent join date asks about a popular meme created by a guy that was banned?

Isn't it obvious? That the inquiring guy is the same as the meme-creating guy, and that there is a plot so sinister afoot that it's best to approach the subject with extreme caution. But mostly the first thing.

 

[SolidIce]

He took his kid to walmart cuz his side muscles were too big.

Left with a new shirt. People in between got touched w the jab and were dropped before the hook came.

 

[kflo]

God said unto Adam "eve shall serve you, and if she doth not, ye shall touch her with teh jab". It's a dawn of time thing.

It wasn't until Moses that we began to fill the room with uppercuts.

 

[Mickey Mick]

The turd falling from his pant leg while teaching a boxing seminar was so goddamn funny.

"grabbed the manager of the gym by the lapel and started swinging him until his feet were off the ground," because the manager confronted him about the turd.

Lmfao.

 

[loyalyolayal]

It wasn't until Moses that we began to fill the room with uppercuts.

*toots own horn

I am partly responsible for that.

My contribution to sherdog's lexicon.

Still pales in comparison to iamkorean's sexyama.

 

[wlu29]

Dude was hilarious

 

[wwkirk]

We need more "touched him with the jab" threads. The original is CLASSIC! Plus, a whole bunch of the users in the thread are banned. lol