What's the next move after calf kick

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What do you guess is the next major evolution in MMA?

I think it could be body shots, from punches to kicks to knees.
 
Dick shot, ball grab, ear bite...

You only get warnings for fouls these days anyway.

The worst thing that can happen is you get 2 points deducted but still win the round. (especially if you're Jon Jones) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'd open up every fight with a square kick to the pills. No opponent would throw the fight 10 seconds into the 1st round but imagine the advantage that would give me from the get go! Then maybe a quick eye poke and finish him with the rabbit punch that he can't see coming.

MMA training would start looking like this:

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Double Knee Bomb

First used by Jon Hess powered by S.A.F.T.A

For those of you interested in the art?

Behold Master Lew Hicks

 
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Full Gladiator spectacle, to the death in a coliseum.
 
Palm strike to the ulna.
 
Aim for the temple instead of the chin. It messes up the equilibrium and it's harder to defend with smaller gloves.

Also flying elbows to the calves
 
The infamous Cage leg kick
Elias was too far ahead of his time. He evolved so far past the sport it rejected him.
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Dick shot, ball grab, ear bite...

You only get warnings for fouls these days anyway.

The worst thing that can happen is you get 2 points deducted but still win the round. (especially if you're Jon Jones) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'd open up every fight with a square kick to the pills. No opponent would throw the fight 10 seconds into the 1st round but imagine the advantage that would give me from the get go! Then maybe a quick eye poke and finish him with the rabbit punch that he can't see coming.
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A systema or kung fu chop to a certain area on the upper body that renders you instantly dead.
 
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