"Whats my name?!" - Kamaru Usman

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  1. HHJ

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    When AskrenGOAT dispatches GOATSvidal and earns a title shot,Usman will be dreaming of having his Muhammad Ali moment. Just wailing away on Askren,pounding his fists into that impenetrable mane annointed in the finest oils,shouting "What's my name?! Whats my name?!" Trying to get Askren to concede that his name isnt Marty,that he's really somebody now.

    In that fit of rage,he will lapse,make an error of judgement and end up in the Askrenlock,of which there is no escape. Thus begins a new era. Gsp shivers in retirement. Abdulmanap hurries off to consult with the elders. Conor mcgregor says thanks for all the cheese.

    Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Askren era.
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    Lol at comparing these clowns to Ali
     
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  6. HHJ

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    ALL DAY
     
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  7. HHJ

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    Do you deny Askren is the funkiest of all known competitors?
     
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    Fun fact: Marty's favorite album is Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen.
     
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    UFC 240: Marty vs Asscream
     
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    HHJ Fedor Supremacist

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    Copping out I see.
    Admit the truth.
    There would be more dignity in it.
     
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    I reckon lawler takes him in the rematch. If askren gets the belt give Robbie another shot at the title. I would love to watch that.
     
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    Is his favorite drink a warm glass of milk? Or wallpaper paste?
     
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    Usman is going to dominate your favorite Welterweights. All of them.
     
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    More like 244, we'll be lucky to get Marty vs. Colby for 240.
     
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    HHJ Fedor Supremacist

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    You guys are insane if you seein it go any other way. Certifiable looney tunes,and thats just bein real.
     
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    Hopefully masvidork loses
     
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    Usman will duck Askren for a year then give up the belt citing fake personal issues.
     
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    Except for me.
     
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    Usman and Askren welcome to wrastling snoredom era LW is already dominated by a wrastler UFC plse get rid of these wrastlers snoozing people to Death.
     

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