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"Whats my name?!" - Kamaru Usman

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  1. HHJ The Way the Truth and the Life of MMA

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    When AskrenGOAT dispatches GOATSvidal and earns a title shot,Usman will be dreaming of having his Muhammad Ali moment. Just wailing away on Askren,pounding his fists into that impenetrable mane annointed in the finest oils,shouting "What's my name?! Whats my name?!" Trying to get Askren to concede that his name isnt Marty,that he's really somebody now.

    In that fit of rage,he will lapse,make an error of judgement and end up in the Askrenlock,of which there is no escape. Thus begins a new era. Gsp shivers in retirement. Abdulmanap hurries off to consult with the elders. Conor mcgregor says thanks for all the cheese.

    Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Askren era.
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  2. SirKratos Silver Belt

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    Slow day?
     
  3. Below The Belt White Belt

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    Lol at comparing these clowns to Ali
     
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  6. HHJ The Way the Truth and the Life of MMA

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  7. HHJ The Way the Truth and the Life of MMA

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    Do you deny Askren is the funkiest of all known competitors?
     
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    Fun fact: Marty's favorite album is Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen.
     
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    UFC 240: Marty vs Asscream
     
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  11. HHJ The Way the Truth and the Life of MMA

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    Copping out I see.
    Admit the truth.
    There would be more dignity in it.
     
  12. maximus__ Purple Belt

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    I reckon lawler takes him in the rematch. If askren gets the belt give Robbie another shot at the title. I would love to watch that.
     
  13. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    Is his favorite drink a warm glass of milk? Or wallpaper paste?
     
  14. VVarhead Banned Banned

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    Usman is going to dominate your favorite Welterweights. All of them.
     
  15. svmr_db Purple Belt

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    More like 244, we'll be lucky to get Marty vs. Colby for 240.
     
  16. HHJ The Way the Truth and the Life of MMA

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    You guys are insane if you seein it go any other way. Certifiable looney tunes,and thats just bein real.
     
  17. peacemaster Black Belt

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    Hopefully masvidork loses
     
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    Usman will duck Askren for a year then give up the belt citing fake personal issues.
     
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    Except for me.
     
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    Usman and Askren welcome to wrastling snoredom era LW is already dominated by a wrastler UFC plse get rid of these wrastlers snoozing people to Death.
     

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