What would your 16 year old self say to you today?

16 year old me would look me in the eye and say " fuck me, you're an old cunt"
 
16 year old me was probably doing better than me now
 
Skip to ninja shit. Go straight into one of the three kings: boxing, muay thai, or MMA.
 
[omg1] what do you mean I still sleep in the same top bunk down in the basement!!!!
 
"Ahiya forum poster, whya ya no longer speaka withya accent aye".
 
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I think he’d be surprised and happy I figured it all out. The wife, high paying job, house in an upscale suburb, all that stuff was so far out of reach at that age, I literally had no clue if I’d ever get out of my old neighborhood.
 
Considering that at 16 I was an incel I think he would be pretty proud of me.
 
“Holy shit good job dude, I thought you were a complete idiot!”
 
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But he'd also say, "wait, you're telling me in less than a year I will have a son?!"

And then be like:

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Me at 16: "What should I know?"
Me now, responding: "You have no idea.."
 
We married her? Hell yeah, that's awesome!

Wait...why are you laughing in a way that sounds kind of like crying?

But can you at least do a pullup still? I'm fucked, aren't I?
 
I think it would better if you asked. What would you tell to your 16 year old self?

I would tell my young self. That to not take your youth for granted. Absorb and take it in everyday like it's the last day of your life. Because those years will just pass by quickly. Especially your twenties.
 
"Why the fuck you still alive?"
And if I were to talk to my 16 year old self I'd say: "Don't give HDMI cable away to some twat, I need it now."
 
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