"What do you mean you're banging trannies now??"
"Damn brah how much you bench?"
Does not matter what a kid version of myself would tell me. Only thing that matters is what the present version of me would tell that kid.
Royal weightwatchersOh Christ he would not be impressed!
For one, I used to really want to join either The Royal Engineers or The Royal Marines.
Never joined any of teh forces.
On the plus side I'm not as fat as I was back then. So there's that.