What would your 16 year old self say to you today?

If somehow your 16 year old self was able to interact with you for a day and got to see you, how you're living, how you progressed, etc.
what would they say?
What would they think?
Would anything surprise them?

 

Oh Christ he would not be impressed!

For one, I used to really want to join either The Royal Engineers or The Royal Marines.

Never joined any of teh forces.

On the plus side I'm not as fat as I was back then. So there's that.

 

“Damn bruh ur ass out. Get ur shit together”

16 year old me to 30 year old me.

 

damn you're a Sherdogger? kill me now.

 

Don't join Sherdog.
Don't marry first wife.

In that order.

 

"What do you mean you're banging trannies now??"

 

"Damn dude. You've had 20 years, and this is where you are?"

...then 35 year old me would punch him in the gut, and walk off knowing that he's right.

 

stop drinking right now, work a little harder, fuck more whores, study hard, and then we get serious about the drinking

 

At least your bitch ass is still alive.

 

You’re not dead yet, Good Job!

 

Does not matter what a kid version of myself would tell me. Only thing that matters is what the present version of me would tell that kid.

 

16 you're old me with a socially anxious, high School dropout, friendless virgin who weighed less than 120 lb.

The first thing he'd say would probably be woah you're alive.
I would then proceed to show him my muscles, Raquel him with tales of vaginas, show him pictures of all my friends, talk to him about education, and tell him if he could get all that stuff done away faster if he got out of his own way sooner than I did.

 

Invest in Amazon and become an Instagram Thot

 

"Damn brah how much you bench?"

 

*self high five

 

"this is bullshit bro"

 

Start training bjj now. Don't wait till you're almost 30.

 

I can’t believe you’re still alive.

 

What happened to you?

 

Dafuq happened??? What did you do to my body?