If somehow your 16 year old self was able to interact with you for a day and got to see you, how you're living, how you progressed, etc. what would they say? What would they think? Would anything surprise them?
Oh Christ he would not be impressed! For one, I used to really want to join either The Royal Engineers or The Royal Marines. Never joined any of teh forces. On the plus side I'm not as fat as I was back then. So there's that.
"Damn dude. You've had 20 years, and this is where you are?" ...then 35 year old me would punch him in the gut, and walk off knowing that he's right.
stop drinking right now, work a little harder, fuck more whores, study hard, and then we get serious about the drinking
Does not matter what a kid version of myself would tell me. Only thing that matters is what the present version of me would tell that kid.
16 you're old me with a socially anxious, high School dropout, friendless virgin who weighed less than 120 lb. The first thing he'd say would probably be woah you're alive. I would then proceed to show him my muscles, Raquel him with tales of vaginas, show him pictures of all my friends, talk to him about education, and tell him if he could get all that stuff done away faster if he got out of his own way sooner than I did.