What would you do?

Richmma80

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My buddy and his girl have been together for almost two years. She is super hot. She got pregnant and they both decided to keep the baby. She went through labor a week ago. When the baby came out, he looked like he's half Now a week went by and There's no way this kid is my buddy's. Him and his girl are both blondes. He is furious and understandably so. What would you do?
 
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No child support either. Fuck that.
 
Decision of this nature requires more info than you've provided.
 
Is the hair color the only indicator? You don't seem sure that this baby is half-black, but seem to be going on hair color, which isn't a guaranteed indication.
 
Maternity test.

IMMEDIATELY! And if she becomes outraged at the thought, imo, that's a sign she's a ho. If the kid doesn't look look like me or our genes together I have a right to ask questions and get to the bottom of my suspicion.
 
Paternity tests are expensive. I shelled out $550 for one a couple years ago. The kid looked like me but this girl was no steady. Everyone in my family was pissed that I ordered one. It was negative. I went to Vegas a week later, on Fathers Day.
 
Paternity tests are expensive. I shelled out $550 for one a couple years ago. The kid looked like me but this girl was no steady. Everyone in my family was pissed that I ordered one. It was negative. I went to Vegas a week later, on Fathers Day.

Good man.

Never had a pregnancy scare. Don't care to have the experience.
 
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Paternity test just to be 100% sure, then dump the bitch.

Maury would be proud.
 
Paternity tests are expensive. I shelled out $550 for one a couple years ago. The kid looked like me but this girl was no steady. Everyone in my family was pissed that I ordered one. It was negative. I went to Vegas a week later, on Fathers Day.

better than raising some deadbeat's kid
 
In some places if he acts like a father for the time it takes for the paternity test, he could end up having to pay child support for 18 years.

Sauce - Mayberry :icon_lol:.
 
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