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  1. Richmma80 Purple Belt

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    My buddy and his girl have been together for almost two years. She is super hot. She got pregnant and they both decided to keep the baby. She went through labor a week ago. When the baby came out, he looked like he's half Now a week went by and There's no way this kid is my buddy's. Him and his girl are both blondes. He is furious and understandably so. What would you do?
     
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    No child support either. Fuck that.
     
  3. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    Kill it with fire?

    Naw, I'd just call Maury.
     
  4. Plutoburn Alpha booze head

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    Decision of this nature requires more info than you've provided.
     
  5. PolishHeadlock Putin Belt Banned

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    Is there any guy out there who wouldn't run?
     
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    Is the hair color the only indicator? You don't seem sure that this baby is half-black, but seem to be going on hair color, which isn't a guaranteed indication.
     
  8. Captain Davis Senior Flatulator

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    Maternity test.
     
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    To confirm the mother is the mother?
     
  10. Raiman Black Belt

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    IMMEDIATELY! And if she becomes outraged at the thought, imo, that's a sign she's a ho. If the kid doesn't look look like me or our genes together I have a right to ask questions and get to the bottom of my suspicion.
     
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    Paternity tests are expensive. I shelled out $550 for one a couple years ago. The kid looked like me but this girl was no steady. Everyone in my family was pissed that I ordered one. It was negative. I went to Vegas a week later, on Fathers Day.
     
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    Good man.

    Never had a pregnancy scare. Don't care to have the experience.
     
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    Sluts gonna slut.
     
  14. Juventud Black Belt

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    Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

    Paternity test just to be 100% sure, then dump the bitch.

    Maury would be proud.
     
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    That was my reaction as well.

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  16. Concrete Steel Belt

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    He's probably still fucked.
     
  17. BrutalBoy Green Belt

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    better than raising some deadbeat's kid
     
  18. tkotom Fedor belt

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    tell him to get a pat test
     
  19. Concrete Steel Belt

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    In some places if he acts like a father for the time it takes for the paternity test, he could end up having to pay child support for 18 years.

    Sauce - Mayberry :icon_lol:.
     
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    No Ipad this time? This is news.
     

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