What would you do?

[Richmma80]

My buddy and his girl have been together for almost two years. She is super hot. She got pregnant and they both decided to keep the baby. She went through labor a week ago. When the baby came out, he looked like he's half Now a week went by and There's no way this kid is my buddy's. Him and his girl are both blondes. He is furious and understandably so. What would you do?

 

[MajinSaga**]

No child support either. Fuck that.

 

[Merlotte's]

Kill it with fire?

Naw, I'd just call Maury.

 

[Plutoburn]

Decision of this nature requires more info than you've provided.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Is there any guy out there who wouldn't run?

 

[Rmbr2Breathe]

 

[BEER]

Is the hair color the only indicator? You don't seem sure that this baby is half-black, but seem to be going on hair color, which isn't a guaranteed indication.

 

[Captain Davis]

Maternity test.

 

[Josh]

Maternity test.

To confirm the mother is the mother?

 

[Raiman]

Maternity test.

IMMEDIATELY! And if she becomes outraged at the thought, imo, that's a sign she's a ho. If the kid doesn't look look like me or our genes together I have a right to ask questions and get to the bottom of my suspicion.

 

[Merlotte's]

Paternity tests are expensive. I shelled out $550 for one a couple years ago. The kid looked like me but this girl was no steady. Everyone in my family was pissed that I ordered one. It was negative. I went to Vegas a week later, on Fathers Day.

 

[BEER]

Paternity tests are expensive. I shelled out $550 for one a couple years ago. The kid looked like me but this girl was no steady. Everyone in my family was pissed that I ordered one. It was negative. I went to Vegas a week later, on Fathers Day.

Good man.

Never had a pregnancy scare. Don't care to have the experience.

 

[PalharesIsHulk**]

Sluts gonna slut.

 

[Juventud]

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Paternity test just to be 100% sure, then dump the bitch.

Maury would be proud.

 

[PalharesIsHulk**]

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Paternity test just to be 100% sure, then dump the bitch.

Maury would be proud.

That was my reaction as well.

 

[Concrete]

He's probably still fucked.

 

[BrutalBoy]

Paternity tests are expensive. I shelled out $550 for one a couple years ago. The kid looked like me but this girl was no steady. Everyone in my family was pissed that I ordered one. It was negative. I went to Vegas a week later, on Fathers Day.

better than raising some deadbeat's kid

 

[tkotom]

tell him to get a pat test

 

[Concrete]

In some places if he acts like a father for the time it takes for the paternity test, he could end up having to pay child support for 18 years.

Sauce - Mayberry :icon_lol:.

 

[IAC]

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