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  1. Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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  2. gigantalor Black Belt

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    I would probably move two the beach fourever, if I one the lottery.
     
  3. Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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    that's won derp
     
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    share the word of god.
     
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    black lights and black light posters
     
  6. Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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    your be better off buying a del taco, opening somewhere near laguna and get even richer
     
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    Couldn't manage to work a three in there somewhere, huh.
     
  8. Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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    I like it.....but would you pony up the 10% doe?
     
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    couldn't resist the urge could you? Look even mensa level intellects mess up from time two time
     
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    Invest, travel, take up interesting hobbies

    inb4 two girls at once (because apparently this joke hasn't been done to death yet)
     
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    pony up 10%? i will allow satan to kill my livestock, children and servants and cover me in painful boils. through it all i will refuse to curse god.
     
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    Cocaine+modelS+Presidential suite at the Bellagio
     
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    I would travel the world for an entire year. Then I'd buy a big house on the beach somewhere.
     
  16. ralphc1 Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    Go visit the Eastern European countries where Trump buys his wives.
     
  17. Minnja Touch-Butt white belt Platinum Member

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    I'd probably give away $5mil or so to friends and family then pay off my loans and quit my job and live happily ever after
     
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    Quit my job, get into a decent grad school, and work on my own projects.
     
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    I've always wanted to just tour small towns and try their mom and pop restaurants. I figured I'd do this and on my last day at that town I would leave a tip of a couple grand and ride off to the next town.
     
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    I'd request my 20 million in one dollar bills and live at the strip club. :p
     

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