What would you do if you hit the lottery?

[Jack Handy jr]

for lets say over 20 million. this dude in Georgia bought meth lol
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/lottery-winner-meth-ring-three-million-prize-georgia/

if I hit the Lottery I would quit my job, move to Hawaii, practice BJJ, surf, and bang hula girls the rest of my life what say you?

 

[gigantalor]

I would probably move two the beach fourever, if I one the lottery.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

that's won derp

 

[punkmother]

share the word of god.

 

[RawHawg]

black lights and black light posters

 

[Jack Handy jr]

20m $1 dollar tacos.

Maybe a pepto bismol.

your be better off buying a del taco, opening somewhere near laguna and get even richer

 

[Peteyandjia]

I would probably move two the beach fourever, if I one the lottery.

Couldn't manage to work a three in there somewhere, huh.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

share the word of god.

I like it.....but would you pony up the 10% doe?

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I would probably move two the beach fourever, if I one the lottery.

couldn't resist the urge could you? Look even mensa level intellects mess up from time two time

 

[Horse Style]

Invest, travel, take up interesting hobbies

inb4 two girls at once (because apparently this joke hasn't been done to death yet)

 

[Bay Area]

Invest, travel, take up interesting hobbies

inb4 two girls at once (because apparently this joke hasn't been done to death yet)

 

[Jack Handy jr]

sorry if you want a laugh you've got to read some of these..i'd still take my chance on the curse

http://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/luck-gone-bad-lottery-winners-who-lost-it-it-all/3/

 

[punkmother]

I like it.....but would you pony up the 10% doe?

pony up 10%? i will allow satan to kill my livestock, children and servants and cover me in painful boils. through it all i will refuse to curse god.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Cocaine+modelS+Presidential suite at the Bellagio

 

[Adamant]

I would travel the world for an entire year. Then I'd buy a big house on the beach somewhere.

 

[ralphc1]

Go visit the Eastern European countries where Trump buys his wives.

 

[Minnja]

I'd probably give away $5mil or so to friends and family then pay off my loans and quit my job and live happily ever after

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Quit my job, get into a decent grad school, and work on my own projects.

 

[brownfeet]

I've always wanted to just tour small towns and try their mom and pop restaurants. I figured I'd do this and on my last day at that town I would leave a tip of a couple grand and ride off to the next town.

 

[Swiftie]

I'd request my 20 million in one dollar bills and live at the strip club.