What would you do all day without the internet?

[Aegon Spengler]

Yesterday the internet was down at work for like 2 hours and I nearly had a panic attack.
If a natural disaster somehow knocked out the internet for an extended period of time (like a week), what would you do all day? This means no playing games, streaming videos, porn, shopping, etc.

I would start making T-Shirts. One for @Clippy, one for you TS, one for all the people who post in the Mayberry. We would have an @C-H-L, a @fingercuffs, even an @Ottawaguy if I can find someone old enough, I would get stand in for everyone together and then staple “Mayberry lounge” to my front door

then it would all be fine! Fine I say

As long as nobody moves and you answer to the name I gave you damn it, everything will be fiiine

 

[Clippy]

I would probably take up woodworking

 

[Provocateur]

I would probably take up woodworking

You mean playing with your wood all day?

 

[fingercuffs]

I would start making T-Shirts. One for @Clippy, one for you TS, one for all the people who post in the Mayberry. We would have an @C-H-L, a @fingercuffs, even an @Ottawaguy if I can find someone old enough, I would get stand in for everyone together and then staple “Mayberry lounge” to my front door

then it would all be fine! Fine I say

As long as nobody moves and you answer to the name I gave you damn it, everything will be fiiine

Ahaha. This is the second time I've had Oldilocks aimed my way this morning and it's not even 10am!!