What would you be in the Star Trek universe?

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  1. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    Galaxy, that is.
    For myself, I'd want to live on the TNG Enterprise. It's a comfy place full of luxuries.

    I would be an astronomer and enjoy firsthand looks at exotic stellar phenomena. I could be down with a Federation future without money and wouldn't be bothered by that.

    I'm naturally a xenophile so I'd be happy surrounded by forehead-ridgy weirdos.

    It would be perfect for me. I could enjoy an occupation without worry about bills and such, plus my finger would be in Admiral Nechayev's butt.

    Would yours? It's roomy in there
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    After some "genetic modifications".........

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  3. Jumpy Invincible

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    IDK, what TV show should I start with? I was never really into Trek. The Space Opera of Star Wars always drew me in way more than those dorky AF uniforms the cast wears in Trek. Horrible design sense, but I'll forgive them, considering how dated ST is.

    Wrath of Khan is a great film though.
     
  4. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    That's hilarious. I suppose it wasn't realistic to think I was the only one to take a screenshot of that.

    "THAT was the equation!!"
     
  5. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    Trek is an ocean where Wars is a tributary.
    Trek is on a higher level than SW shallowness. Don't get me wrong, I love 4,5,6 and ten.
     
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    I would be the guy that tapped all the hot alien ass. Captain Kirk style
     
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    Oh yeah, I mean classic SW and the Clone Wars show, plus all the EU books and comics. The new movies are a fucking joke.

    But where should I start with ST shows? I have netflix and I know they have several different ST series.
     
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    And just do wtf ever I wanted whenever I wanted.






    :Mainly a fresh supply of new hot alien chicks, and Popeyes, gotta have the Popeyes. :
     
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    Start with the original series
     
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    I'd be Riker. Let the old bald dude do all the work while I cruise the galaxy for hot alien chicks.
     
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    I would be a Star Wars fan
     
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    Emissary to Risa checking in..
     
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    But every time they put you in charge the Enterprise gets stolen or blown up.
     
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    Id be an Orion, either a female or male doesnt matter to me. I think they are coolest aliens, but never showcased.

     
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    then you want to be a Q. You care omnipotent, can travel through time, and appear in any shape or form anywhere.
     
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  19. MikeMcMann Banned Banned

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    That old dude turned down sex with arguably the sexiest alien of all time.

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    And her sex appeal went well beyond her looks.


    Wait... what... am I trying to make a pro Picard arguments here?
     
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    I would be president of the federation - the crazy looking weirdo guy, I think he was blue? And we would nuke the shit out of the Borg and lots of other people.
     

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