What words do you say to not say other words

[Clippy]

For example I want to swear less cause I feel like an animal

I drop so many F bombs

So when I smashed my elbow really good I was like

"CRUNCH NUGGETS"

It made me smile despite the pain

My table is wooden and hard

Also Crunch nuggers are DELISHES

I can punish a bag of these badboys like it aint no thang

I saw a lot of christmas nights on my walk it was really fun

 

[minute bull]

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

I say dang instead of darn when I don’t wanna swear

 

[bunkin]

I say cock sucker instead of bitch and instead of queer

 

[Clippy]

Guys I hope you don't think this is an invitation to come in here and curse up a storm

I'm trying to clean up my act and have a more robust language

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Human cockfighting instead of UFC. It's a much more visceral way to describe this great sport

 

[Tone C]

I normally scream " Fucking tosspot fucking whoreson cocksucker wanker fuck " so I don't say " Cunt".


I get away with the rest , the word cunt is only acceptable when driving when someone does something particularly dangerous or stupid.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

I’m going back to your Christmas thread now ... I like it a lot ...

Instead of the F word you could use duck ... like our phones want us to

 

[raty tat tat]

I say fuck it instead of screw it has more
of an impact.

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Joggers seems to be a popular word here among the Sherfronters.

 

[HARRISON_3]

I dare say Doc's Christian name ain't Doc.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

I just write it down instead of saying it.

Spoiler

Like this

 

[aerius]

For example I want to swear less cause I feel like an animal

I drop so many F bombs

Just tell everyone that you're actually saying "seal" in French.
https://translate.google.com/?sl=fr&tl=en&text=phoque&op=translate&hl=en

 

[GSP_37]

Sexual relations instead of sexual intercourse.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I say cunt instead of mate to be polite

 

[fingercuffs]

I normally scream " Fucking tosspot fucking whoreson cocksucker wanker fuck " so I don't say " Cunt".


I get away with the rest , the word cunt is only acceptable when driving when someone does something particularly dangerous or stupid.

Know what? I have been recently. I never say it in front of anyone but have frequently been using it in the car recently, because they drive like a bunch of maniacs around here.


I've started saying flippin instead of fucking a lot. I don't want to slip up at work. I do with a couple of the girls because they f bomb constantly which I do in a normal environment but not like I do at home or messaging a mate.

 

[Plutoburn]

Explosive or urban instead of you know....

 

[Damo321]

I say flower instead of pussy and sledgehammer instead of dick or cock.

“I’m gonna smash your flower with my sledgehammer” sounds beautifully romantic and accurately describes the impending experience.

 

[TrueBias]

I say shit instead of poop and piss instead of pee.

When? 2 reasons:

1. Im not a child.
2. Im not near a child.

 

[Swoliosis]

At work I usually say "oh snap" instead of "oh shit"

I can't curse around patients