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  1. Clippy I am the liqour

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    For example I want to swear less cause I feel like an animal

    I drop so many F bombs

    So when I smashed my elbow really good I was like

    "CRUNCH NUGGETS"

    It made me smile despite the pain

    My table is wooden and hard

    Also Crunch nuggers are DELISHES

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    I can punish a bag of these badboys like it aint no thang

    I saw a lot of christmas nights on my walk it was really fun
     
  2. A.A. Riggs Black By Demand

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  3. Fuzzybabyducks Duck/pricechopper

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    I say dang instead of darn when I don’t wanna swear
     
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  4. TreueBlutEhre ur just mad cuz im better

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    I say cock sucker instead of bitch and :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: instead of queer
     
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  5. Clippy I am the liqour

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    Guys I hope you don't think this is an invitation to come in here and curse up a storm

    I'm trying to clean up my act and have a more robust language
     
  6. Get To Da Choppa Black Belt

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    Human cockfighting instead of UFC. It's a much more visceral way to describe this great sport
     
  7. Tone C Gold Belt

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    I normally scream " Fucking tosspot fucking whoreson cocksucker wanker fuck " so I don't say " Cunt".


    I get away with the rest , the word cunt is only acceptable when driving when someone does something particularly dangerous or stupid.
     
  8. Fuzzybabyducks Duck/pricechopper

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    I’m going back to your Christmas thread now ... I like it a lot ...

    Instead of the F word you could use duck ... like our phones want us to
     
  9. raty tat tat Red Belt

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    I say fuck it instead of screw it has more
    of an impact.
     
  10. IndyCovaHart Steel Belt

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    Joggers seems to be a popular word here among the Sherfronters.
     
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  11. HARRISON_3 Steel Belt

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    I dare say Doc's Christian name ain't Doc.
     
  12. newjerseynick Platinum Werewolf Belt Platinum Member

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    I just write it down instead of saying it.

    Like this
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  13. aerius Silver Belt

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  14. GSP_37 Titanium Belt

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    Sexual relations instead of sexual intercourse.
     
  15. TankAbbott4Eva Gold Belt

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    I say cunt instead of mate to be polite
     
  16. fingercuffs Bills Mafia Platinum Member

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    Know what? I have been recently. I never say it in front of anyone but have frequently been using it in the car recently, because they drive like a bunch of maniacs around here.


    I've started saying flippin instead of fucking a lot. I don't want to slip up at work. I do with a couple of the girls because they f bomb constantly which I do in a normal environment but not like I do at home or messaging a mate.
     
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  17. Plutoburn Alpha booze head

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    Explosive or urban instead of you know....
     
  18. Damo321 Blue Belt

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    I say flower instead of pussy and sledgehammer instead of dick or cock.

    “I’m gonna smash your flower with my sledgehammer” sounds beautifully romantic and accurately describes the impending experience.
     
  19. TrueBias Silver Belt

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    I say shit instead of poop and piss instead of pee.

    When? 2 reasons:

    1. Im not a child.
    2. Im not near a child.
     
  20. Swoliosis Red Belt

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    At work I usually say "oh snap" instead of "oh shit"

    I can't curse around patients
     
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