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TeTe said:
Save it to put towards a house obviously. The nice thing I just got married about week ago so according to tax returns there's two head of households.
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Congratulations,

But you will soon find out that there are two heads to everything now...

Muahahahaha!!!
 
Make about 210k combined...can guarantee i won't see a dime. Also live in ny and new tax law cost me 10k in deductions and went from refund to owing 3500.

Basically I'm a little too middle class...aka a tweener, so i get fucked
 
Lol. I'm getting about 140 quid currently over two weeks to replace the grand I'd usually go for.
 
When the shit clears, they really should do some incentive to get everyone to spend because businesses are seriously taking a huge hit.

I might just eat two meals out per day and support the local restaurants.
 
Manu just reported talking about cap for getting $1k check is $85k income.
 
Im preemptively buying ammo

I think this shit might get really ugly. I'm going full on prepper mode
 
Ooh I'm a do what I want. Do what I want with the money that's mine, Corona.
 
probably get that $500 bidet I saw on Amazon, since there's no more toilet paper over here and all the cheap bidets are sold out.
 
syct23 said:
So apparently the Government is looking to try to distribute $1000 to almost everyone within the next few weeks to try and blunt Mr.Corona..

What will you do with your $$$ ?

1. I'm not getting any because I'm not a head of a house hold or pay my taxes.

2. Buy everything I desperately need, toilet paper, food, and I guess some disinfectants.

3. Buy shit I don't need because I'm already stocked up.

4. Crap load of alcohol and other recreational drugs.

5. Put into savings.

???
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there are some exemptions that will likely arise.

I heard if you live on an Indian Reservation, unemployed or self employed, or make close to a million or more you wont be getting any relief fund money.
 
Jesus X said:
I dont know. what I do find weird is that most conservatives are not pointing out that this would be socialism to get this money. trump will be praised for it for doing something bernie sanders would do lol.
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marioh said:
when they're not the ones getting the money, it's socialism.
people are stupid, it's how it is.
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You understand the difference between a one time economic boost in unprecedented times and what Bernie proposing, so why are you pretending you don't?
 
Jesus X said:
I dont know. what I do find weird is that most conservatives are not pointing out that this would be socialism to get this money. trump will be praised for it for doing something bernie sanders would do lol.
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Andrew Yang was going to give every American $1000 a month.
 
BFoe said:
@lsa one time I was at a bachelor party. A stripper played this game where she had all of us guys make a paper airplane, then she laid down and spread her legs and we each got a turn to try and hit her in the hoo-ha with the airplane from several feet back.
It’s harder than you think, those airplanes fly every goddamn direction. But this one dude made, like, the stealth fighter of paper airplanes. He threw it, and that thing damn near whistled through the air at hypersonic speeds and STUCK! Right in this chick’s vagina. She made a crazy yelping sound, poor girl.
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Yeah that sounded like it could be painful.
 
Bernie wants $2k per month to each person, but where the fuck is all this money supposed to come from? Does he want to confiscate rich people's money along with enslaving doctors and nurses so everyone can have a right to healthcare?
 
Sigh..........

Catch up on child support and my 1 month delinquent car note.
 
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