News What Will You Do With Your $1,200 Corona Money...

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  1. syct23

    syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    So apparently the Government is looking to try to distribute $1000 to almost everyone within the next few weeks to try and blunt Mr.Corona..

    What will you do with your $$$ ?

    1. I'm not getting any because I'm not a head of a house hold or pay my taxes.

    2. Buy everything I desperately need, toilet paper, food, and I guess some disinfectants.

    3. Buy shit I don't need because I'm already stocked up.

    4. Crap load of alcohol and other recreational drugs.

    5. Put into savings.

    ???
     
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  2. lsa

    lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    I am not getting any...
    Fuck this gay earth

    also catnip
     
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    Kowboy Karl Black Belt

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    fly The hookers that we’re gonna be at my bachelor party to Houston
     
  4. BFoe

    BFoe Western States Heritage Champion Platinum Member

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    Mixture of 3 and 4 probably. I’m solidly middle class, so an extra $1000 will help. But I’m also not a “paycheck-to-paycheck” person, I do have savings and investments. I’m also working from home right now and my job is secure, so I’m continuing to earn my normal income.
     
  5. lsa

    lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    You are going to be hookers?
    But why??
     
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  6. Randlewand

    Randlewand Green Belt

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    Toilet paper!!!
     
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    Sakurabaism Brown Belt

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    I hope it comes with a 10$ stack so I can wipe my ass with it for the next 7 months.
     
  8. raty tat tat

    raty tat tat Brown Belt

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    Buy...
    a six pack of
    [​IMG]
     
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  9. BFoe

    BFoe Western States Heritage Champion Platinum Member

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    Times are tough. Gotta make money where you can.
    <Fedor23>
     
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  10. moreorless87

    moreorless87 Straba

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    WaylonMercy5150 Silver Belt

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    $1000 every month? or just the one time check? This is going to be around for a while.
     
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    Krixes Red Belt

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    Anybody know what the household income cut off level is? I'm guessing I won't qualify.
     
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  13. kuromusha

    kuromusha LONZO LOOMS 2019

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    Source?
     
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    StewDogg11 Brown Belt

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    So what if your filing status is “single”? You have to file as “head of household”?
     
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  15. lsa

    lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    but during his bachelor party. Thats rough
     
  16. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX i stay blessed

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    id wipe my ass with it because if they start printing money for no reason its gonna be worthless
     
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    BFoe Western States Heritage Champion Platinum Member

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  18. BFoe

    BFoe Western States Heritage Champion Platinum Member

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    No one is talking about suddenly printing massive amounts of money.
     
  19. BFoe

    BFoe Western States Heritage Champion Platinum Member

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    Maybe he’s being his own stripper to save money? Bachelor parties are expensive!
     
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  20. lsa

    lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    @Zer would have done it for a beer.
    He also sucks and blows for free if you tell him you are a sherdogger
     
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