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Thinking chicks with dicks were real, then realizing it just a dude pretending to be a chick
This is a true story.
When I was about 13 I was hanging out at a buddy's house with some other guys and he showed us some Swedish Erotica video catalogs he had found in his dad's bedroom. One of them featured hardcore stills from John Holmes films.
I saw Holmes' erect dick and immediately assumed it was fake. I said to the guy sitting next to me, who was about 16, "Look at this ridiculous, giant fake cock. They must glue it on over his real one."
I will always remember the next moment. It is burned into my brain. This 16 year old looked me right in the eye and in a very serious voice said, "That's real, dude." I think all the color drained from my face because I knew he was telling me the truth.
From that day forward I never again looked at my penis the same way.