what ufc fighters would make the best bouncers and bartenders?

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best bouncers

1. Brock - his mean mug would settle down the worst drunks
2. overreem - power and arrogance
3. Cain - he could control a crowd with technique and cardio


bartenders

1. maia - his world class bjj would equal precise ingredients
2. Anderson Silva - he would have highlight reel bottle throws and catches
3. mighty mouse - very fast service
 
Bartender

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  • My first thought was:
  • Sherdoggers never worked or trained anything in their lives yet.

I will play along anyway in this heading to wasteland thread
Dana White charity organisation, selecting which poor people gets help and make sure
Everyone gets an equal amount of help and money and treat everyone with respect and compassion.


Bigfoot, Big nog, Wandy will open a beaty saloon
Mayhem miller, junie browning, warmachine, Palhares,joe son, bartender/bouncer/club owner/accoutants all in 1 they run the club

That fighter with no arm and legs would be perfect as a beach lifeguard
Tank abbot brainsurgeon

Jon Jones priest, Role model and teach children how to be a good citizen Racecar driving champ
Or airline pilot.

Kenny Florian worlds strongest man competitor

Roy Nelson ski jumper/ballerina

Matt Hamill singer
Cecil peoples a judge in court or full time jury duty until 90y old....then half time juryduty...
 
Chuck, tank, dos santos, AA, big ben, DC, weidman, lawler, edgar, aldo,
 
Paul Varelans. At least he's the only fighter I've heard of actually working as a bouncer.
 
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