What type of soccer injury is this?

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  1. JosephDredd

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    I don't know butt I want one.
     
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    auger38 Will pay to check your oil

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    I'm assuming it's a fake one.
     
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    Swamp ass?
     
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    deviake RIGHT MEOW YEAH

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    I would think some toilet paper would suffice.
     
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    Well, it is soccer, bro...
     
  9. Roxxo

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    I would certainly take that one over this:

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    Just a more dramatic way to call attention to a fake injury.
     
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    Make-U-Tap Anti Social People Person

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    Dam...just dam.
     
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    I probably should have put a warning on that one.

    There's video of that on youtube. He just pops back up and chases down the manager of the other team and yells at him.
     
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    things have come a long way since the magic sponge.
     
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    MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    As some one who has decades of experience with hazardous gasses, you would never want to be exposed to nitric oxide gas. It would form nitric acid in you lungs. Then you die. Nitrous oxide is another story.

    It appears to be some form of cooling agent. Pretty much decompress any compressed gas, and it with auto refrigerate. I'm going to guess they're cooling off a skid mark.
     
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    Daaaaaamn. Soccer players get coddled. MMA fighters shit their trunks and have to keep fighting.
     

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