What type of soccer injury is this?

Vid here (link).

 

I don't know butt I want one.

 

im guessin some sort of contusion in the gluteus maximus region and the dudes sprayin some sort of anti-inflammatory agent or maybe even nitric oxide in that region

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitric_oxide#Biological_functions

 

Gluteus Sexius.

 

I'm assuming it's a fake one.

 

Swamp ass?

 

I would think some toilet paper would suffice.

 

Well, it is soccer, bro...

 

I would certainly take that one over this:

Spoiler

 

Just a more dramatic way to call attention to a fake injury.

 

Definitely gotta stay away from clicking your spoilers in the future.

Dam...just dam.

 

I probably should have put a warning on that one.

There's video of that on youtube. He just pops back up and chases down the manager of the other team and yells at him.

 

things have come a long way since the magic sponge.

 

As some one who has decades of experience with hazardous gasses, you would never want to be exposed to nitric oxide gas. It would form nitric acid in you lungs. Then you die. Nitrous oxide is another story.

It appears to be some form of cooling agent. Pretty much decompress any compressed gas, and it with auto refrigerate. I'm going to guess they're cooling off a skid mark.

 

Daaaaaamn. Soccer players get coddled. MMA fighters shit their trunks and have to keep fighting.