Why are you on a martial arts forum over-simplifying an art's history in an attempt to degrade it behind a facade of humor? I think they have a name for people like that... "troll."
Where did you get that from? Why would I want to degrade BJJ? I train BJJ 15 hours a week and am a blue belt, and cross-train in Judo and Freestyle Wrestling for three and two hours respectively. BJJ is my primary and first art. What are you, a white belt who just watched UFC1?

P.S. Check out the history of Judo, bro. Where'd it come oops i mean... Where did it come from? (Since we are on Sherdog.edu now)
Kano Jigoro amalgamated the techniques of several ryu of Jujutsu, removed techniques that were too dangerous to spar at 100% and threw in a bit of wrestling. What does that have to do with anything?
I think the Gracie nuthugger is butthurt, Einarr...
I've never seen such acute anal agony, RJ. Is there anything we can do for him?