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  1. loyalyolayal Banned Banned

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  2. Elysianwing Mr. Mojo Risin' Belt

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    I prefer silently reading over someone's shoulder, in the nude, while rubbing my palms together deviously and mouthing the words "soon" at the back of their heads.
     
  3. Gametheory Brown Belt

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    Left to right
     
  4. two30turtle White Belt

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    Stopped in for the light hearted humorous part.

    You may have dropped in for the intellectual part.

    Wasted your time.
     
  5. two30turtle White Belt

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    This is high level shit.
     
  6. two30turtle White Belt

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    You will be the new "It's Time" guy.
     
  7. two30turtle White Belt

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    Hope this behavior never occurs during night shift.
     
  8. two30turtle White Belt

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    Talking normally and using hands to talk can be annoying and confrontational. When one has a disability or handicap and then uses sign language to communicate . . .
     
  9. Elysianwing Mr. Mojo Risin' Belt

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    Don't worry, while I lurk behind them in the shadows, I always make sure they are sat in a well lit-area to reduce the strain on my eyes.
     
  10. two30turtle White Belt

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    Some people pay good money for this behavior at salons and spas. You can come up with the name of this treatment. Feel free to share.

    Did Mr . Miyagi do that to Daniel son's weak leg?
     
  11. karnifx Yellow Belt

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    Nope, this isn't light hearted humor. It's just blatant trolling. Light hearted humor has punchlines that are topical. You're just a disrespectful possibly disturbed person with no wit or reasoning ability so you've taken to sarcastic harassment for fun. That's trolling.
     
  12. Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    If it's informative, I don't read it out loud in my mind. If it's a novel or written speech, I do. Because a lot of nuances are derived from spoken communication, especially in long SD sentences with little punctuation. I don't move my lips though.

    What deserves more attention, in my mind, is the level of reading comprehension on here.
     
  13. seatea Black Belt

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    Maybe it's just the lack of sleep, but I have been giggling to myself all the way through this thread.

    I like you TS...
     
  14. Starck Black Belt

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    It depends on my purpose for reading. If it's for pleasure, I read slowly and everything comes up as images in my mind. If it's reading that I'm obligated to do, I tend to go through it much quicker.
     
  15. two30turtle White Belt

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    I am too uneducated.
     
  16. two30turtle White Belt

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    Please elaborate on this pleasurable reading.

    Cliff notes on the obligatory torture? I heard my voice inside my mind while reading each word of your post.
    Is normal.
     
  17. Einar Brown Belt

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    If I'm reading a news article, history book, things like that, I just look at the words and let knowledge seep into my brain. I definately see images too though, as my imagination is always working.

    If I'm reading a novel, I "speak" the words in my mind as if i was listening to actors playing it out.
     
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    audiobook
     
  19. two30turtle White Belt

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    Did your face move when you giggled to yourself?

    While you were giggling, was your belly jiggling?

    Is this giggling the silent type or the audible version?

    So many questions i need answered.

    If you read the word "giggle" and your belly jiggles, are you uneducated?
     
  20. two30turtle White Belt

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    Dr.

    Will you please go into greater detail regarding the level of reading comprehension on here?

    Is it high level shit?

    I am enjoying a period of satisfaction knowing you read silently without moving your lips.

    You are educated.
     

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