"Mr. Demian Maia" by Demian Maia.
I picture him rapping the verses and crooning out a serviceable chorus over an electronica beat:
"Mr. Demian Maia, Maia
the constrictor conspires, conspires
to choke you tighter, tighter
your throat will feel like fire, fire....TIME TO TAP OUT, BITCH!!"
I think he has enough English to pull this off now and I'm sure he can download a trial of fruity loops or sonar or some recording software.
Don't tell me the man doesn't have a computer..... I'd love to see this.