What should Dan Hookers nickname be?

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  1. AceCooch

    AceCooch Ace Land

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    Like Erick Silva, Dan Hooker is emerging as a promising prospect who will likely hold the title by 2019. Champions need nicknames, and "hangman" is a bit tasteless and old-fashioned to headline a card over Tyron Woodley with.
    Suggestions:
    Pirate
    Bangs
    Expensive
    Hit and Run

    What say u?
     
  2. ReAnimator Reagan

    ReAnimator Reagan Banned Banned

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    fucks

    dan "fucks" hookers
     
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    Dan "Pitbull" Hookers
    Dan "D-Ho" Hookers
    Dan "John" Hookers
     
  4. KeepItRealist

    KeepItRealist Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Dan "Doesn't Have to Pay a" Hooker

    That would be original and memorable.
     
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    Dan "coke and " hookers
     
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  6. leatherneck

    leatherneck if not 4 disappointments, id have no appointments

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    "Half-Price"

    "He/She"

    "Cash-N-Dash"

    "After Hours"
     
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  7. Unfinished Sentenc

    Unfinished Sentenc Red Belt

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    Dan Bang Hookers
     
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    Tyrannosaurus rex GrizzlyTitan

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    Dan "Street" Hookers
     
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    "phucked dat"
     
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    IDGETKTFO White Belt

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    "Stockton slapped dat"
     
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  12. Lavitz

    Lavitz It’s Showtime!

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    Dan "Chad Mendes" Hookers
     
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    Cable
    Fish
    Poor
    Pimp
    S
     
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    2 dollars
     
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    BigGucciSosa Red Belt

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    Dead
     
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  16. Degen Gambler

    Degen Gambler Silver Belt

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    "High Class" Hookers
     
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    Wow, so we're all just gonna pretend that only black people got hanged?

    hmmmmmm
    [​IMG]
     
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    'Dirty' has a nice ring to it.
     
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    theTKDguy NO TAPE

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    Dan the can hooker
     
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  20. Emjay

    Emjay And again and again and again and ag.. zzzzzzzz

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    TJ

    or

    Don't Hook With A
     
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