What names do you call your workplace

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  1. lion paw

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    All work environments are the same.Politics,favortism,etc.So I compiled a list of my favorite names:

    -the sweatshop
    -the hate factory
    -and my personal favorite,"the plantation"

    Any others?
     
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    "The casino."
     
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    I call it Caterpillar.
     
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    There isn't a direct translation for it, but it sounds like the sigh of a broken man.
     
  14. jukebox

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    The plantation is a good one.

    Mine is referred to as 'hell' and 'shithole' quite often.
     
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    shithole and hell.
    Already said, but I call it that too.

    I should call it the
    the drug house, the house of the lazies, and
    the hospital for the mentally challenged.
    Most co-employees are on drugs.
    And most are fucking dumb. There's some workers there that have downs, but they seem so much smarter than the "normal" ones.

    I love my job, I love my job!
     
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    You know your job sucks when you do the one-leg drag.This is when you wake up,the leg closest to the floor drops first.Then 5-minutes later,you swing the other leg.Then your on you're back for a few more minutes..then finally get up.
     
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    ahah.Shoot I found out when I first started my job,people had prior felonies,sold drugs,smoked weed and did coke.Damn.We had guys shooting up(roids) in the bathroom.We had one guy who was zooted out of his mind.
     
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    The tool shed.
     

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