What movie "monsters" can you defeat with your personal access to resources and weaponry?

[kahiljabroni]

Given access to resources and weapons anyone on here should be able to handle a little bitch doll

I'd fkn punt that thing 50 yards then stomp it's head in

 

[HunterSdVa29]

i could easily outsmart Travolta/Forest Whitaker from Battlefield Earth, A) they're scientologists ffs, and B) they laugh at every corny joke ever made

the entire concept of Chucky being threatening is completely unfathomable, unless you're like 4

i'd pull the Shane from TWD, push fat people down in front of me....no zombie could remotely catch anyone w/ even half decent speed (well that type of zombie)

then w/ a rifle, anything w/in realistically 700-800M is ghost in one shot

 

[cooks1]

I am undefeated against vampires in the daytime.

Lifetime.......Undefeated.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

 

[Anung Un Rama]

I'm confident I could take on the Munster family

Spot would fuck you up

 

[Naught2Sixty]

Spot would fuck you up

He's the biggest threat for sure. I don't think they take him out of the basement though and I'm not picking a fight with the Munsters in their house.

 

[RizinSon88]

I own flashlights and weapons from the violent age of mankind so I would pretty much do whatever I wanted to the Morlocks from HG Wells Time Machine.

 

[Turtlejuice]

I'd wreck E.T.

 

[CWMMA]

Pretty much everything up until the Godzilla’s/Jaeger types.

The smaller smart ones would be most dangerous imo.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Leatherface and his hillbilly ass family in their prime.

Easily defeat them

 

[Atomic 187]

I'm in Canada so in terms of weaponry I'm pretty much only allowed a fly swatter. I'd have to try and negotiate with the monster the same way I'd negotiate with any other hostile threat I encounter - offer to suck its dick

As long as you're honest with yourself....

 

[Atomic 187]

I could take this guy. I've got the reach advantage

 

[Bacco]

All of them

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

I have been fencing for like 2 years.

I am pretty sure that if I had a smallsword, I could stab almost anything that comes at me and they couldn't do much about it.

They likely would not die on the spot but there is a fair chance that they would die of infection or internal bleeding .

Any unarmoured anything with anything less than a spear better have a surgeon handy for when they are finished with me

 

[Gabicho]

I'm pretty confident i could take Freddy Kruger empty handed.
If a 35lbs boxercise girl beat Freddy's ass, i for sure would be able to go full Cyborg on him.
I could also kick Chucky into Bolivion.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

I would fill these movie assholes with uppercuts

 

[Midnighter]

I would fill these movie assholes with uppercuts

I'm not sure fisting them is the way to victory.

 

[Eazy123]

Could probably murk Godzilla

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

I'm not sure fisting them is the way to victory.

At least It will make them sore

 

[KILL KILL]

I'd press pause and then leave the room.