What movie "monsters" can you defeat with your personal access to resources and weaponry?

[WorldofWarcraft]

With what belongings you currently have or you can acquire with what money you have on you/borrow, etc.. as well as your personal athletic ability and fighting skills...

You can recruit people to help you...

which movie "monsters" are you able to defeat?

 

[Headkicktoleg]

I'd rekt them all with my BJJ purple belt.

EVERYTHING succumbs to the RNC.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Could probably beat The Last Jedi version of Luke Skywalker pretty easy. I've got a butterknife and a tennis racket.

 

[Graves The Elder]

your mom

 

[DeepCover]

Could probably beat The Last Jedi version of Luke Skywalker pretty easy. I've got a butterknife and a tennis racket.

And Snoke, and Phasma...

 

[kicks]

I could definitely take out those little girls from the grudge and the ring also Chucky and his bride

 

[Nooob]

Zombies

 

[mb23100]

 

[YellowBanenoo]

Could probably beat The Last Jedi version of Luke Skywalker pretty easy. I've got a butterknife and a tennis racket.

Mofo lost to a chick who first held the sward only couple months ago. I'd beat that old man with my bare hands.

 

[the ambush]

Given access to resources and weapons anyone on here should be able to handle a little bitch doll

 

[blaseblah]

I've got a Katana and a Warhammer. I could definitely beat the Michael Myers from Halloween 1. He was pretty clumsy. He gets more powerful in the other movies.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Mofo lost to a chick who first held the sward only couple months ago. I'd beat that old man with my bare hands.

I think it was actually a couple days ago in movie time.

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

I can easily defeat EVERY movie monster of all time.

Name something and I'll tell you if I could defeat it.

 

[Buff]

In my work kitchen I have:

Enough garlic/silver/wooden spikes to fend off vampires and werewolves.

Water for robots, knives and clubs for zombies...

Enough tinned food to survive for months underground to avoid those zombies.

Cocaine to avoid sleep/Freddy.

A freezer to lock Jason Vorhees and Michael Myers in.

Underlings that I can send as bait for all of the above.

I'm basically good apart from Godzilla.

 

[Buff]

I can easily defeat EVERY movie monster of all time.

Name something and I'll tell you if I could defeat it.

Godzilla.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Godzilla.

Yes, I could defeat him. Next

 

[Cheese]

Gimzo and them

 

[Buff]

Yes, I could defeat him. Next

Your angry girlfriend.

 

[Nameless Ghoul]

I'm watching 20/20 and they're doing a whole hour about these stupid ass kids who feared the Slenderman. I would touch that can with the jab and call it a night.