what makes you instantly close a youtube?

[minute bull]

I automatically press f5 (refresh) everytime there's one, til it disappears. But now I installed ad blocker on my laptop

You're a good man.

 

[TsuFred]

Yeah im sure hes real mature with his porn wife and his face tats and always hanging out with people half his age nahfuck that creep weiro

"Still a fuckboy"

 

[mb23100]

Any video that is 10:02 long. You know it's full of filler to get to the ten minute mark.

 

[Cid]

Amateur political pundits.

 

[suizuri]

Australians and Canadians

you're missing out on Ozzy Man Reviews then, TS.

That robotic narrator voice

- Yeah, hate that shit so much.

 

[Max Power]

People who yell. Though they typically have those stupid clickbait thumbnails. When I see those I just put them on my block list.

 

[Cole train]

Greek underground gay porn

 

[bufetadanacara]

I can't think of anything in particular that makes me automatically shut it off. However, I'll add that I hate the ads in the middle of videos. If your add interrupts my video, I can guarantee that I'll boycott your product.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Any poppy, unoriginal, over exaggerated "influencer" vlog. I also hate the whole New York rap/comedy scene. Andrew Schulz and all those guys are so corny to me.

Yeah...Schulz lost me too. He was funny until you realized he only has like 20% material. The rest are 30% crowd work, 25% long pauses, and 25% forced laughter.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Greek underground gay porn

Greek?

You can't "underground" tradition.

 

[TsuFred]

Yeah...Schulz lost me too. He was funny until you realized he only has like 20% material. The rest are 30% crowd work, 25% long pauses, and 25% forced laughter.

Same. Liked him the first few times I saw him. Then I noticed the forced laughter, the "edgy-but not edgy" jokes he makes. Hes a token white guy if that makes sense. Hes the millenial bill burr.

 

[tobiaswins]

Commentary from a youtuber who thinks he’s funny when he’s annoying as hell. Accompanying music that doesn’t fit the video. Also videos that take wayyy to long to get to the point while begging you to subscribe. And as previously mentioned, midroll ads, seriously who thought this was a good idea? If you want ads fine give me 1 or 2 before the video starts but don’t interrupt the video with an ad in the middle of the speaker talking.

 

[Simian Raticus]

“It’s ya boi”

 

[MicroBrew]

Australians and Canadians

Clickbait
Annoying electronic music soundtrack to videos that do not need a soundtrak. It just screams 'try hard'
Dam robot voice narration.

 

[IndyCovaHart]

In video ads.

 

[j123]

ambient music where it sounds "bubbly" or "cute" in an attempt to be "down to earth" or clickbait stuff:

Like bruh I'm just here to see how good the drill bit could penetrate or if the angle grinder is better and worth the upgrade; I didn't come to hear your life story how your gf finished her job and had some roadrage drama for 29:55 minutes

 

[ShinkanPo]

When it becomes immediately apparent that the title and thumbnail for the video have little or nothing to do with the videos content.

Other than that, women narrators.

Yeah I boycott fake thumbnails

They always put a thumbnail with some red circle.

Actually I dont open vids like that at all.

 

[ShinkanPo]

Also if the narrator starts off with all kinds of random nonsense or unnecessary backstory just to make you watch longer.

Like if you're not getting to the point after 10 seconds or so then you get a thumbs down and I look for the info from another video.

I also down vote or eveb report Picture slide shows.

I am like what the fuck its a video uploading site I will go to pictagram if I want too see pictures.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

"Hey everyone! It's ___________ back with another episode of...."

 

[Batjester]

Realizing I accidentally clicked on a YouTube video.