what level white knight is this?

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  1. EleazarI**

    EleazarI** Banned Banned

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    i want you to think about the last sentence for a moment
     
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  2. odog

    odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    Friendzoned for life.
     
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  3. senri

    senri The belt that resides inside you

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    he will never get his sperm inside. maybe a tug while he recovers, that is it.
     
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  4. faustian

    faustian I AM NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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  5. GracieMMABarra

    GracieMMABarra Word.

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  6. CinderBlox

    CinderBlox ::::::::::

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    poor sonofabitch
     
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  7. SowingSeason

    SowingSeason And then they went on to say...

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    "He's going to be my best friend for the rest of my life."



    lololol DAMN! Poor kid.
     
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  8. EleazarI**

    EleazarI** Banned Banned

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    'he should have killed me' -poorsonofabitch
     
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  9. panrst80

    panrst80 Blue Belt

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    hahahahahahahahahahaha. He shouldn't have a problem. Kid should leverage this publicity for some other strange.
     
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  10. S1Z

    S1Z yoked.

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    'remember that time I saved your life?'

    *directs eye contact to penis region*
     
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  12. Magooglie

    Magooglie Steel Belt

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    Her body language is hilarious.
     
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  13. lweiberg

    lweiberg Brown Belt

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    Well over 9,000.
     
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  14. EleazarI**

    EleazarI** Banned Banned

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    will someone post the weabo on the bus comic, i cant find it
     
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  15. RoninJin

    RoninJin Holla At Me If You Like My Avatar

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    Hes the type a girl would call to and talk about their boyfriend problem
     
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  16. Josh

    Josh Guest

    Compassionate euthanasia imo.
     
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  17. AznTrojan

    AznTrojan Silver Belt

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    poor bastard.. he should at least get some pity poon
     
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  18. A Very Serious Cat

    A Very Serious Cat Red Belt

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    His chances with her may be gone forever but if he was smart he'd use this to get as much as possible with other girls.
     
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  19. BayAreaGuy

    BayAreaGuy Good Day

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    The drunk driver has a better chance of banging her than white knight does.
     
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  20. Bukowski82

    Bukowski82 Buckle up belt

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    This just made my day.
     
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