what level white knight is this?

EleazarI** · May 17, 2014

i want you to think about the last sentence for a moment

odog · May 17, 2014

Friendzoned for life.

senri · May 17, 2014

he will never get his sperm inside. maybe a tug while he recovers, that is it.

faustian · May 17, 2014

"He's going to be my best friend for the rest of my life."

GracieMMABarra · May 17, 2014

He's going to be my best friend for the rest of my life

CinderBlox · May 17, 2014

poor sonofabitch

SowingSeason · May 17, 2014

"He's going to be my best friend for the rest of my life."

lololol DAMN! Poor kid.

EleazarI** · May 17, 2014

'he should have killed me' -poorsonofabitch

panrst80 · May 17, 2014

hahahahahahahahahahaha. He shouldn't have a problem. Kid should leverage this publicity for some other strange.

S1Z · May 17, 2014

'remember that time I saved your life?'

*directs eye contact to penis region*

liquidfire · May 17, 2014

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Magooglie · May 17, 2014

Her body language is hilarious.

lweiberg · May 17, 2014

Well over 9,000.

EleazarI** · May 17, 2014

will someone post the weabo on the bus comic, i cant find it

RoninJin · May 17, 2014

Hes the type a girl would call to and talk about their boyfriend problem

Josh · May 17, 2014

Compassionate euthanasia imo.

AznTrojan · May 17, 2014

poor bastard.. he should at least get some pity poon

A Very Serious Cat · May 17, 2014

His chances with her may be gone forever but if he was smart he'd use this to get as much as possible with other girls.

BayAreaGuy · May 17, 2014

The drunk driver has a better chance of banging her than white knight does.

Bukowski82 · May 17, 2014

faustian said:
"He's going to be my best friend for the rest of my life."

This just made my day.