What is with all the questions to the ladies...

[punkmother]

listen, i highly doubt any of them are here to get laid, by one of us internet surfing studs...and they are not dumb enough to fall for the whole, im here to defend your good reputation on the net, or the how do you shave down under shite...number one they realize that all of us are overwieght slobs too lazy to really train anyways...so if your here to get laid, hate to break it to you...its not gonna happen and besides how do you know anybody here is who they say they are, anybody can post a pic...fuck i could be a 19 your old teenie stripper if i wanted, its the focking internet!

 

[colortrix]

I love internet studs

 

[Tenacious T]

PunkMother, there's so much testosterone on this board you can smeel it thrugh the computer, the heteroguys here want the companionship of women who are interested in what we're interested in. By no means do we look to get laid, well maybe FTYD, when i read his posts i sort of get the idea he's the idealistic poster, but aside from that it's strictly plutonic and all in good fun. I mean sorry if we don't think like wome and if you're jealous, you'll be the first one for us to go to on the right color of nail polish. LoL j/k man.

 

[subliminalX]

we men here on Earth love the punani. we all know you clones on Planet Punkmother share a warm glass of sperm with each meal, so don't hate us for our straightness.

 

[Hojak]

Originally posted by punkmother
listen, i highly doubt any of them are here to get laid, by one of us internet surfing studs...and they are not dumb enough to fall for the whole, im here to defend your good reputation on the net, or the how do you shave down under shite...number one they realize that all of us are overwieght slobs too lazy to really train anyways...so if your here to get laid, hate to break it to you...its not gonna happen and besides how do you know anybody here is who they say they are, anybody can post a pic...fuck i could be a 19 your old teenie stripper if i wanted, its the focking internet!

Dude, all this coming from the guy who just dedicated a whole thread to trying to recruit them to your legion of ladies. This post is laughable at best, bud. Stick to putting together your clan. I hear they have good deals on compounds in Waco.

 

[Mr. Smith]

Originally posted by Dave Hojak


Dude, all this coming from the guy who just dedicated a whole thread to trying to recruit them to your legion of ladies. This post is laughable at best, bud. Stick to putting together your clan. I hear they have good deals on compounds in Waco.

actually, i dedicated the thread to recruiting the ladies. i like ladies. it's not as though i'm looking to get laid by any of them, i just like having ladies around - it makes the men behave like stags in heat, puff up their chests and swagger around the forums like they have punkmother up their asses. it's humourous, plus, i tend to get on better with ladies than i do blokes (no, i'm not gay) - i just get annoyed with the macho postulating of many of the men of this forum (who shall remain nameless. except for FTYD, who shall be named and shamed).

 

[majin bux]

i dont need this forum to get laid.

 

[punkmother]

ok sorry guys...it wasnt directed at everybody...1 person in mind mainly but i would feel rude naming him as i already have on many other occasions...no need to kick him while hes down and you guys have already done so in this thread...

and dave...im not moving to texas

 

[majin bux]

hehe you wont name him? damnnit its like the world is coming to an end! UNMASK HIM!!!

 

[ArjukanpoKarate]

GIRLS RULE

 

[majin bux]

I agree they always seem to rule me when im with them!

 

[Kato]

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl


Yeah, what she said

I second that....

 

[punkmother]

i didnt say girls didnt rule...contrary to what anybody here thinks i do have a girlfriend...

what doesnt rule is sweaty menbeast actling like they are gonna get some ass out of this forum...so far as i know the only one to do so is jake, and he has yet to close the deal.

 

[Dome]

I've always assumed they were actually males, anyway. This is the internet, you know.

No offense to those who do actually have a uterus.

 

[Mr. Smith]

Originally posted by KneeToTheDome
I've always assumed they were actually males, anyway. This is the internet, you know.

No offense to those who do actually have a uterus.

no offence taken.

 

[Mr. Smith]

Originally posted by KneeToTheDome
I've always assumed they were actually males, anyway. This is the internet, you know.

No offense to those who do actually have a uterus.

boy, is jakey-boy in for one fuckin huge surprise if that's true!!

or is that one huge surprise fuckin?

 

[Dome]

lol, except for Mrs. Karate, whos uterus I have not seen, but who I can confirm is a female.

 

[ArjukanpoKarate]

Originally posted by KneeToTheDome
lol, except for Mrs. Karate, whos uterus I have not seen, but who I can confirm is a female.

hahaha I almost replyed to your first post but then you put this one up so it's ok. *snif* I thought you forgot.

 

[Tenacious T]

though u'd never be forgoten perhaps more pictures would staple it into our brains : )

 

[subliminalX]

Originally posted by punkmother
i didnt say girls didnt rule...contrary to what anybody here thinks i do have a girlfriend...

is this how you and QUEER BOB refer to each other after the stroke of midnight???