What is this "touch-butt" people are talking about?

[The Eye]

I'd like to consider myself a fan of the history of MMA and the many different disciplines that make up the current MMA world; however, this "touch-butt" is a new discipline that I have never heard about. Anyone want to provide me with a breakdown of what exactly it is?

I have dabbled in some activities that sound like they would be called touch butt with some lady friends over the years...

 

[thrillkilla77]

By "lady friends" you mean dudes, we get it

 

[phatron]

I'd like to consider myself a fan of the history of MMA and the many different disciplines that make up the current MMA world; however, this "touch-butt" is a new discipline that I have never heard about. Anyone want to provide me with a breakdown of what exactly it is?

I have dabbled in some activities that sound like they would be called touch butt with some lady friends over the years...

It's when you frolic around on the beach with a guy with a man bun and a pool noodle.

 

[P4p Islam]

Why is this a thread in "UFC Discussion"?

 

[*Z*]

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[dickcheney]

C`mere, I'll show ya

 

[The Eye]

By "lady friends" you mean dudes, we get it

Of course. Obvious that this would be said at least once.

 

[fbgn]

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fuck yea

 

[thatdude21601]

 

[The Eye]

Thank you. hahahaha

 

[The Eye]

So this touch butt doesn't work? The noodle work doesnt prep you for the Stockton slap?