Movies What is the worst movie you've ever seen? (Analysis)

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It’s a horror movie about getting stuck on a ski lift. No I’m not joking

edit: here’s the trailer, I can’t stop laughing I was so pissed hahahahaaha



I've seen it. There are a lot of movies about people getting stuck in places. Here's another one. (I tend to watch these types of movies when I get super bored for some reason)

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These are basically short stories that go too long. You cannot consider them the worst ever.

Worst ever? Anyone saying they've seen the worst ever is wrong. There are so many truly dreadful movies out there it's beyond comprehension. You tried every 50s movie? There are monster movies where the monster spends 10 seconds on screen. The other 75 minutes is boring people talking.

Maybe you all should watch Castle of Fu Manchu or Radar Secret Service from MST3k... but without the riffs. Those movies are absolutely brutal. I mean Manos is bad, but it's funny. So there is some value.

Fu Manchu ain't funny. You just feel dead inside. Nevermind that there are other modern horror movies with cheap washed up porn stars in them, filmed on phones.

Bad movies. A deeeep rabbit hole.

Now if we're talking "big ticket" movies, I nominate Armageddon. So there.
 
Idk about the worst, because surely i seen worse, but i'm 0-2 against "The New World" (3h long real life Pocahontas movie), put me too sleep both times inside 30 minutes

Second time i was prepared, came with a gameplan and still
 
I dont watch a lot of movies, especially the B movie trash being talked about in this thread so my picks probably don't compare but from what I have seen in recent years...

Rise of Skywalker
Aladdin
The Last Jedi
Batman vs Superman
Ghostbusters
 
Let’s see I’ve seen a bunch,

Kazam,..the one staring Shaq,
Mortal Kombat Annihilation,
Samurai Cop,
Troll 2,
Zardoz,
The Room,..of course
Garbage Pail Kids

Out of those I think Mortal Kombat Annihilation is the worst.
 
There are levels to this ...
it seems like people are voting for movies they didn't like. Fair play.
But to be the worst movie.. I guess the "you've...seen" part implies you made it to the end, and therefore sets a minimum standard.
Obviously low budget movies shouldn’t be included.
Worst I would say is In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege
Big name cast, terrible, abysmal piece of shit.
But the production quality makes me think low budget...
Yeah , stull puzzled they got Jason Statham in that role. Ridiculous movie.
It was in my "Recommended" queue, and it had a fairly high star rating, combine that with my like for Statham and you get me on the couch dozing off with my dogs. Name recognition was there, but every technical aspect was horrid.
 
Man of Steel is probably the worst movie I’ve ever seen. More because it had all this money and hype behind it, and some people actually like it, when it’s clearly just a bag of CGI dogshit. There’s been similar crap movies, but I’ve never seen anything quite so bad. At least other bad films weren’t ruining or attempting to ruin a classic, iconic character in the way that movie did. It doesn’t have any redeeming qualities.
 
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It’s a horror movie about getting stuck on a ski lift. No I’m not joking

edit: here’s the trailer, I can’t stop laughing I was so pissed hahahahaaha



I watched this like the year after it came out when I downloaded it. I didn't think it was to bad. I actually saw it on showtime and couldn't remember how it ended so I fast forwarded to the end to see what happened. It's an ok movie not something I would think is the worst.

I watched that movie Pi because of the movie club here on Sherdog. That's my vote. I hated that movie.
 
Man of Steel is probably the worst movie I’ve ever seen. More because it had all this money and hype behind it, and some people actually like it, when it’s clearly just a bag of CGI dogshit. There’s been similar crap movies, but I’ve never seen anything quite so bad. At least other bad films weren’t ruining or attempting to ruin a classic, iconic character in the way that movie did. It doesn’t have any redeeming qualities.

Watch the Trailer , you honestly feel like you were going to get a better movie.
 
So crews never kills somethin with a hammer and Ludacris doesn’t do any Luda esque shit? That’s weak.

At the end he bashes 2 guys I think and he and Ludacris have a stand off where Luda has a flamethrower and Crews has a hammer and they have a double KO/kill. Tbh, I'm not even sure wth happened.
 
Jason X was basically a comedy it was like a shitty episode of Andromeda.

Between JGTH and JX, I don't know why but JX made me literally angry watching it because it was so terrible. Althought JGTH was terrible as well it didn't seem to anger me nearly as much.

Between the two the only reason I even own them is because they came with the boxset. I never owned them prior to this set. And before this set it had been at least a decade since I'd seen either. I can confidently say it'll be at least a decade before I watch JGTH again, and never before I watch JX again. I literally never want to see JX again, it was that bad.
 
No retreat no surrender. Might be Jean Claude Van Damme's first movie appearance. Absolutely horrible. Cameo by Bruce Lee's ghost.
 
I am not the kind of guy who walks of of movies, but I walked out of Transformers 2. Just a truly atrocious movie.

Revenge of the Fallen?

Oh man, I saw it twice in theaters. Once with my friends and then with my brother who was in from grad school.

first time I thought- well it’s bad but typical loud, dumb, nonsensical action film bad.

Second time, I was physically struggling to not exit the theater. I can do bad but really loud, cacophonous, visually difficult to follow bad is next level.

I would say it’s probably the worst film I’ve seen in theaters in the part fifteen years.

The third one which is not a good movie per se looks way better by comparison. At least the action/battles was coherent.
 
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