What is the proper decorum for the ATM machine?

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  1. SwaggaJacka

    SwaggaJacka Blue Belt

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    What do you do at ATM machines when you are in line? I tend to try and give lots of space, then there's the awkward moment when they type their pin in. You want to stay off of them but claim your place in line. Any funny ATM stories?

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  2. WinterSoldier

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    I only do the drive up ATM machines because people always seem to want to invade my personal space at the walkups.
     
  3. BJ@LW&WW

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    u withdraw money. stay far enough away that u cant easily spot someones pin.

    its rather simple..
     
  4. SwaggaJacka

    SwaggaJacka Blue Belt

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    Funny you mention that. I get so frustrated with people who take their sweet time at the drive thru ones. Like we are in a big line and they take 10 minutes. I forgive very old people who can't read the screen and such but no excuse for other's who think the world revolves around them and their clocks.
     
  5. Uncommon Valor

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  6. dittohead84

    dittohead84 Silver Belt

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    Usually stand with your ass c0cked to the left. It means you are legit
     
  7. WinterSoldier

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    That is annoying as hell too Jack at least you can sit down while you wait.
     
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    I look over their shoulder, then when they look at me, I look them in the face like this

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  9. FierceRedBelt

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    1.) Wait until ATM is clear
    2.) Insert ATM card
    3.) Knock out all Gypsies within 3 meter radius
    4.) Enter Pin
    5.) Make desired transaction
    6.) Leave politely
     
  10. MPH

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    You're supposed to lift your leg and urinate on the ATM before you leave
     
  11. Ronnie911

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    Didn't read, cliffs? Did you mean ass to mouth machine? WHO ARE YOU?????????????
     
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    How big of a gun are you holding?


    See me, I'mma snub nose .38 guy when it coems to ATM's. Lets me stand closer, and is much more discrete.
     
  13. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs try that on Trish

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    Hover hands all day.
     
  14. SwaggaJacka

    SwaggaJacka Blue Belt

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    Of course that's what I meant. On my Friday, Eyes Wide Shut, sweaty sex parties...How many cubic feet should I give to the guy in front of me before I drop my sausage in The Ass To Mouth machine and then give them the secret PIN so I may leave.
     
  15. Stuhby

    Stuhby Blue Belt

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    You guys... know that the M in ATM stands for "Machine", right?


    On topic:

    When I go to the Automated Teller Machine machine, and there's one dude there, I'll hang out far away and facing the other direction. In line, looking down and minding my own business.



    ATM...
     
  16. FrankNStein

    FrankNStein We belong dead.

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    The "M" in ATM stands for machine. There's no need to say machine. When someone says ATM machine I think they're talking about some crazy ass to mouth machine.
     
  17. Reyesnuthugr

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  18. Snakesolidsnake

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    Hurry the hell up. I takes me all of 30 seconds to use an ATM, and some people are there for like 5 minutes.
     
  19. ThinkGreen

    ThinkGreen Der Übermensch

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    Generally I try to stand as close to the dude in front of me as possible while breathing very loudly.
     
  20. Pure Peace

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    common courtesy

    but i HATE it when someone in the drive thru ATM will make 6 different DEPOSITS, check their balance, transfer money, and withdraw....

    so annoying
     

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